People Do Crazy Things When They're In Love
Chapter 2: Oh.
[The Sorcerers Hat at Disney World 2:25pm, autograph signing]
Mikey: Hey how was lunch?
Gerard: It was ok
Mikey: What happened? Jamia said Frank did something.
Gerard: He was just being a dick like usual.
Mikey: He bugs you a lot, doesn't he?
Gerard: Yeah, I don't know what his problem is.
Mikey: He's Frank. He's just not happy.
Gerard: I don't understand why though.
Mikey: It's just his personality.
Gerard: Well he needs to get a new one.
Mikey: I agree, but maybe he can't help it. I mean, look at him. He hates his job, he's lonely. He's just... (struggles) upset with himself, I guess.
Gerard: I do feel sorry for him, but only a little.
Mikey: (changes topic) What did he say to you? You know, at lunch.
Gerard: I was just telling a story and he kept interrupting, saying it was gay.
Mikey: (smirking) Was it gay?
Gerard: Shut up Mikey.
Mikey: (innocence) I'm just asking.
Gerard: No it wasn't.
Mikey: Ok then. What was it?
Gerard: It was a story about a prince who didn't want to marry.
Mikey: So it was gay...
Gerard: Rude..
Mikey: Well, why didn't he want to marry?
Gerard: I couldn't get to that part. Frank interrupted and said because he's waiting for the right girl and he said it was going to be cliche.
Mikey: Well, was it?
Gerard: (ignores question)
Mikey: So it was.... okay.
Gerard: Shut up.
Mikey: Whatever. Just tell me about what else that happened at lunch.
Gerard: Well he kept calling me a pussy and he was being inappropriate about stuff.
Mikey: Woah! That's the first time I've heard you cuss! I thought you didn't say it because Bert hated it...you're finally over him?
Gerard: No I'm not... Have you heard anything from him?
Mikey: Gerard, stop. He's not in your life anymore. Go find someone else.
Gerard: I don't want to find someone else. I want Bert.
Mikey: I know he was good to you, and you loved him back, but he moved on. He's in another relationship.
Gerard: He is..
Mikey: Oh... you didn't hear...?
Gerard: No.. Do you think he still loves me though?
Mikey: Gee. It's a girl.
Gerard: Oh..
Mikey: And no, I'm not saying that all those years he didn't love you. I'm saying that maybe he's out of that... uh stage.
Gerard: He said it wasn't a stage.
Mikey: Well I guess he was wrong. Please don't get so upset.
Gerard: How am i not meant to get upset... I love him
Mikey: And he loves you. But not intimately. (tries to switch topics) Hey look at that little guy! (points to a small boy with a batman shirt on)
Gerard: Yeah, he's adorable. Has anyone told you that you change topics too much.
Mikey: (sighs) Well you just did.
Gerard: Touche.
Mikey: (laughs and walks over to the small boy) Hey dude! I love your shirt!
Gerard: (shakes head and smiles)
Boy: Thanks...
Gerard: Mikey you're making him uncomfortable.
Mikey: Oh. Uh sorry. (smiles apologetically)
Gerard: You make everyone uncomfortable.
Mikey: Well sorry. I guess I get it from you... (eyes widen, realizes what he just said)
Gerard: Wow thanks.
Mikey: I'm so sorry.. (walks over to you)
Gerard: Whatever.
Mikey: Gee, I'm really sorry.
Gerard: Is that what people say about me when I'm not around?
Mikey: (hesitates) ...No, no they don't.
Gerard: Sure they don't.
Mikey: Okay, you know what.. They probably do, but so what? It doesn't mean anything.
Gerard: It doesn't mean anything when they say it, but it does when you say it.
Mikey: It's because I'm your brother. Your best friend. They're just... there. You shouldn't care about them.
Gerard: Best friend huh? Never knew you were my best friend. (smiles at Mikey)
Mikey: Oh cmon, of course you knew. We've been best buds since like... forever.
Gerard: (laughs) Yeah, yeah.
Mikey: (pats Gerard's back) Good. Now let's get back to those autographs, yeah?
Gerard: (whines) My hand hurts.
Mikey: Well I can't forage Hercules' signature. That's illegal you know.
Gerard: Whatever you say Mikey.
Mikey: Uh huh, I'm Mickey Mouse.
Gerard: (laughs) You suck at being Mickey Mouse.
Mikey: (best impression of Mickey) Hey! I am good at this role.
Gerard: Yeah, sure you are.
Mikey: (rolls eyes, smiles) Whatever, lets just get to work..
Gerard: Fine.
Mikey: Hey how was lunch?
Gerard: It was ok
Mikey: What happened? Jamia said Frank did something.
Gerard: He was just being a dick like usual.
Mikey: He bugs you a lot, doesn't he?
Gerard: Yeah, I don't know what his problem is.
Mikey: He's Frank. He's just not happy.
Gerard: I don't understand why though.
Mikey: It's just his personality.
Gerard: Well he needs to get a new one.
Mikey: I agree, but maybe he can't help it. I mean, look at him. He hates his job, he's lonely. He's just... (struggles) upset with himself, I guess.
Gerard: I do feel sorry for him, but only a little.
Mikey: (changes topic) What did he say to you? You know, at lunch.
Gerard: I was just telling a story and he kept interrupting, saying it was gay.
Mikey: (smirking) Was it gay?
Gerard: Shut up Mikey.
Mikey: (innocence) I'm just asking.
Gerard: No it wasn't.
Mikey: Ok then. What was it?
Gerard: It was a story about a prince who didn't want to marry.
Mikey: So it was gay...
Gerard: Rude..
Mikey: Well, why didn't he want to marry?
Gerard: I couldn't get to that part. Frank interrupted and said because he's waiting for the right girl and he said it was going to be cliche.
Mikey: Well, was it?
Gerard: (ignores question)
Mikey: So it was.... okay.
Gerard: Shut up.
Mikey: Whatever. Just tell me about what else that happened at lunch.
Gerard: Well he kept calling me a pussy and he was being inappropriate about stuff.
Mikey: Woah! That's the first time I've heard you cuss! I thought you didn't say it because Bert hated it...you're finally over him?
Gerard: No I'm not... Have you heard anything from him?
Mikey: Gerard, stop. He's not in your life anymore. Go find someone else.
Gerard: I don't want to find someone else. I want Bert.
Mikey: I know he was good to you, and you loved him back, but he moved on. He's in another relationship.
Gerard: He is..
Mikey: Oh... you didn't hear...?
Gerard: No.. Do you think he still loves me though?
Mikey: Gee. It's a girl.
Gerard: Oh..
Mikey: And no, I'm not saying that all those years he didn't love you. I'm saying that maybe he's out of that... uh stage.
Gerard: He said it wasn't a stage.
Mikey: Well I guess he was wrong. Please don't get so upset.
Gerard: How am i not meant to get upset... I love him
Mikey: And he loves you. But not intimately. (tries to switch topics) Hey look at that little guy! (points to a small boy with a batman shirt on)
Gerard: Yeah, he's adorable. Has anyone told you that you change topics too much.
Mikey: (sighs) Well you just did.
Gerard: Touche.
Mikey: (laughs and walks over to the small boy) Hey dude! I love your shirt!
Gerard: (shakes head and smiles)
Boy: Thanks...
Gerard: Mikey you're making him uncomfortable.
Mikey: Oh. Uh sorry. (smiles apologetically)
Gerard: You make everyone uncomfortable.
Mikey: Well sorry. I guess I get it from you... (eyes widen, realizes what he just said)
Gerard: Wow thanks.
Mikey: I'm so sorry.. (walks over to you)
Gerard: Whatever.
Mikey: Gee, I'm really sorry.
Gerard: Is that what people say about me when I'm not around?
Mikey: (hesitates) ...No, no they don't.
Gerard: Sure they don't.
Mikey: Okay, you know what.. They probably do, but so what? It doesn't mean anything.
Gerard: It doesn't mean anything when they say it, but it does when you say it.
Mikey: It's because I'm your brother. Your best friend. They're just... there. You shouldn't care about them.
Gerard: Best friend huh? Never knew you were my best friend. (smiles at Mikey)
Mikey: Oh cmon, of course you knew. We've been best buds since like... forever.
Gerard: (laughs) Yeah, yeah.
Mikey: (pats Gerard's back) Good. Now let's get back to those autographs, yeah?
Gerard: (whines) My hand hurts.
Mikey: Well I can't forage Hercules' signature. That's illegal you know.
Gerard: Whatever you say Mikey.
Mikey: Uh huh, I'm Mickey Mouse.
Gerard: (laughs) You suck at being Mickey Mouse.
Mikey: (best impression of Mickey) Hey! I am good at this role.
Gerard: Yeah, sure you are.
Mikey: (rolls eyes, smiles) Whatever, lets just get to work..
Gerard: Fine.
Notes
Hey guys, sorry about the all bold thing, my computers is crappy
-Ghost_Of_You
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