There's no shine in my sun.

'Gerards a rainbow.
Oh no gerards a rainbow!' I thought for a moment then it hit me.
"Gerard your a RAINBOW!" I doubled over laughing.
"Shut up you arrogant bastard! I called you to help me not to flippin laugh until your sides rip!" He yelled a hint of anger and embaressmant flushed in his voice.
"Oh god nononononononooooo!!" He yelled pulling his sweater and pants back on "shit what am I gonna do?" He asks covering his face.
"I duh kno. Honestly i am brain dead at sceimce i dont know why you called me over here!" I replied questioningly.
"Because your my only freind and the only person i can go to for help! Alright now go read some books and help me figure this crap out!" He commanded.
For the next few hours we read throuvh books wich was boring.
"Hey gerard why dont you just stay like that and we can google it?" I ask. "GOOGLE?!?! NO NO FUHCKING GOOGLE! GOOGLE IS FOR WIMPS WHO CANT DO THE EQUATIONS THEMSELFS!" I sigh and pull his hoodie over his head and toss him his scarf. "Lets go get some food im hungry and you made me drop mine.” he sighs “i dont eat.” he rolls his eyes. “whaaa?” i ask stupidly he sighs then continues “i don't know if you remembered but I'm a bit crazy and I run tests on myself. Duh.” I sigh and drag him out of the classroom. I quickly not the scarf around his face
Twenty minutes later ive finished my sandwich and im satisfied. " arigh! Lets go! " I say cleaning my face. Suddenly a girl passes by "fashionable scarf! And I love that sweater!” she says“let me wear It!” she swiftly tugs it all off leaving Gerard exposed since he didn't put his shirt under his jacket. " oh dear lord this kids a rainbow! Gay faggot! No wonder your fashionable! " Gerard panicks and I grab his hand and drag him down the hall back into the room.
"How about we use a cleaning mix my mom made me use when i mopped the floor." I smirked and grabbed a bucket.
"Oh shit! You cant just use a floor cleaner product!" He said worriedly and also horrified. "Too bad!" I yelled happily as i dug though the closet bringing out a bottle of bleache, a huge box of baking soda, and of course windex! I quikly pored everything into the large bucket
"First of all this has a possibility of not working and second of all were du fauq was that baking soda?? That was not there yesterday!" I ignore him and continue mixing.
He turns afound and start writting equations on the board. “why dont we instead-" i cut him off by pouring the large bucket of mixture on him "sonofamotherfuckingwhoreassbitch!" He yells wiping some from his eyes. "Ok now that we have that ill be back!" I yell and run out the door.

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