FRANK'S POV
Frank's balls are being squished.
By Gerard's face.
Gerard's face is pressed against Frank's balls.
The sad part of this lovely experience is that it wasn't intended by either of said parties, so it's more of an issue than Frank would like. Somewhere in the distance he can hear the muffled sounds of Mikey screeching and Pete cackling, along with something that might be Patrick and Ray scolding Pete, but he's kinda got tunnel vision at the moment. Seeing as there's a face in his balls- a very nice, top notch face. Gerard's face. Gerard does not want his face on Frank's balls. Which means that he should probably help somehow. But he's got tunnel vision. Because Gerard's face is in his balls. (well, not directly his balls, but the very thin layer of sweatpants between his balls and Gerard. Which is close enough.)

GERARD'S POV
My face seems to be pressed against someone's crotch. Frank's, to be exact. This was unintended. Not that I'm not totally down for some face/crotch action with Frank, but I seem to remember being with Mikey, Ray, Pete, Patrick, and Joe as well. Which means that I should probably remove my face before it does something stupid. But it's kinda hard to concentrate. I do happen to have a very nice, very hard crotch in my face. Oh, wait, I can't suck dick right now, Mikey's watching. He'll totally yell at me. I mean, I could, but- yeah, he's yelling at me. Sadly, my face must now leave the crotch area. Oh, hey, Mikey kicked me in the side. Thanks bro.

PATRICK'S POV
Here I was, just chillin' in Gerard's basement, and Pete has to go and shove Gerard up on Frank's crotch. Damn disrespectful. And now I have to whoop his ass, and everything is just not as nice as it is when faces stay away from crotches. "peTER WENTZ, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

JOE'S POV
The Great Crotch Incident of Sophomore Year. That's what i'm calling this. A magnificent moment for humankind. One small shove for Pete Wentz, one large leap for gaykind. Truly inspiring. Beautiful. Apparently Ray and Patrick don't agree, because they're sort of attacking Pete, but that is not my problem. Frank looks like he's slowly being asphyxiated. Mikey has just kicked Gerard in horror, and now Gerard is like, stumbling up from the floor looking high as fuck. Amazing. Frank is still lying there- should someone slap him? He's turning blue. I'm gonna slap him. I will be the one to save him. I will be a part of the Great Crotch Incident of Sophomore Year.

PETE'S POV
Frank was jus lying on the floor with his legs spread, and Gerard happened to be sitting and facing him, and i'm an opportunity taker. But apparently this was a bad opportunity, because Patrick s yelling something about respect and Joe is like, slapping Frank. Gerard is on the floor. Mikey may have fainted. This is glorious. This is my legacy.

MIKEY'S POV
wHY IS GERARD COMMITING CROTCH/FACE ACTION WHILE I AM PRESENT?!?! WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS. I'M KICKING THAT FUCKER.

20 Minutes Later

Patrick: "Apologize, Pete."
Pete: "I don't take orders from gingers."
Patrick: "Pete, now."
Pete: "Or guys in fedoras."
Patrick:"pETER WENTZ-"
Pete: "Sorry, Gerard and Frank, for helping you reach a milestone in your relationship-"
Ray from the couch: "Peter Wentz I am warning you-"
Joe: "Don't apologize, we've just become legends."
Pete: "I would rather die a martyr than live a coward, and I will hold my legac-"
Patrick: "Pete, if you don't apologize, I doubt that Mikey will want to let you sleep on the couch with him for like, ever."
Mikey: "It's true."
Pete: "Mike, I sincerely apologize for scarring you like I have. Gerard, Frank, I have no apologies for you. You loved it."
Frank, from under Gerard's desk: "You had no right."
Gerard, from the couch: "I'll never bless your holy matrimony to Mikey now."

Notes

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