Dear Pansy,
Of corse I care! I am not a heartless bastard. You are a funny little shit! Besisdes I don't want to start over on our letter's! My band broke up; Pencey Prep. I am a little heart broken but for the most part okay. Just going to drink a lot of coffee and sing a lot of bullshit. Hey! Pansy, you didn't send a picture!
Pansy Pansy
Wore no panties
Gerard Gerard
Won't send me pictures
What a nerd!
XOXO
frnk I.

Notes

Frank's an asshole and Gerard takes himself too seriously.