Dear Frank,
I would be an ass, but I am too fucking happy to be pissed off right now. I just went to a Smashing Pumpkins concert and met this really hot guy, got a pretty girls phone number, and my little brother came with. I am estatic. So asshat, I am pretty fucking happy. My confession: I watch a lot of porn. Fuck you, or me, or your "fine ass". Tim Burton, and King are both gods. Not to mention a Sabbath concert, major props assface. I just painted a mural for a church so suck my dick fucker. Seriously, like now? Ha, kidding. I am wayy to happy. I did nnooott take any Zanex or drink before this letter. I sewar! Stop jdging.



-Gee

Notes

made me sad because he was high in this one.