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To: Gerard Way
Dear Gerard,
If you happen to be wondering why in the fuck I know your name, it is because my Pastor told me, so quit thinking I am stalking you, don't flatter yourself. So, with my luck, you are most likely a good little Christian boy, right? My sins are horendous so if you haven't watched anything XXX or NC-17 then hide your eyes and your children. Kay? Good. Let's start with simple beginner sins yeah? First, I have had sex, wanna guess whether or not we are married? Second, I am a very very colorful speaker. Third, I like cock and vagina. I am bi-sexual. Forth a masterbate like there is no fucking tomorrow. I mean like seriously. We'll end there okay? So Mr. Way, some questions about you know.
Have you ever jerked off?
Have you ever had sex?
Sexuality?
Herbavour?
Porn?
Age?
Oh my god I hope you are not a fucking 13 year old because oh my god I would have totally just stolen some of your innocence. Hah. Sucks to be you.
Suck my dick,
F(uck)rankie
If you happen to be wondering why in the fuck I know your name, it is because my Pastor told me, so quit thinking I am stalking you, don't flatter yourself. So, with my luck, you are most likely a good little Christian boy, right? My sins are horendous so if you haven't watched anything XXX or NC-17 then hide your eyes and your children. Kay? Good. Let's start with simple beginner sins yeah? First, I have had sex, wanna guess whether or not we are married? Second, I am a very very colorful speaker. Third, I like cock and vagina. I am bi-sexual. Forth a masterbate like there is no fucking tomorrow. I mean like seriously. We'll end there okay? So Mr. Way, some questions about you know.
Have you ever jerked off?
Have you ever had sex?
Sexuality?
Herbavour?
Porn?
Age?
Oh my god I hope you are not a fucking 13 year old because oh my god I would have totally just stolen some of your innocence. Hah. Sucks to be you.
Suck my dick,
F(uck)rankie
yaaay
7/10/13