It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish

After the whole banana incident (the Banana Gang Bang as Brendon called it), Frank, Hayley and Brendon decided to strike on every Friday. Next Friday was supposed to be themed as Hip Hopso they were trying their best to plan things out perfectly.
"I wish to be your fearless leader, " Hayley declared.
"What's gang name, Hays?" Brendon asked.
"Fritos," she replied. "Ghettoist Mexican ever." She pointed at Frank. "This be our hoe, Jorge. And you're Lil Marco."
They all busted out laughing because this was ridiculous. What were they doing? Like, what the fuck?
"Lol, Lil Marco," Frank said. "Why am I the hoe?"
"Every gang has one," Hayley replied. "They get the drugs and the supplies and are thots for the gang."
"I got that good cush," Frank joked.
"Purple or krocodil?" Brendon asked.
"Both," Frank replied, dead serious.
"Damn son," Brendon said. "Respect."
So that Friday, Hayley showed up in baggy sweat pants, a shirt for the Miami Heat and a red bandanna tied around her head. She had one three chains and looked really thug.
"I thought it was 2 Chainz," Brendon teased.
"Yeah, well, I'm the realest pimp on the block," Hayley replied. She tossed up a gang sign and said,"West coast, represent!"
Frank tugged at thr skirt they made him wear. "I feel so awkward," he said. "Does my ass look fat?"
"I'm not saying I'm gay for you," Brendon said (he is bisexual for real tho) ,"but I'd tap that if Patrick wasn't with me." Hr grinned, the gold grill he bought shining in his teeth.
"You look pretty Frankie," Hayley said sweetly. Her face darkened. "Prettier than me." She began to point her banana at him but Brendon stopped her.
"Alright, let's go," Frank said. He wobbled a bit in his heels but still looked flawless as fuck. A few guys from the compound nodded in approval at him and he just smirked. Maybe he should try crossdressing if this was how people acted. Was he that hot?
They ran into Gerard, who was dressed as a pimp. "Gee, I thought we killed you!" Hayley said.
"You can never kill Thugalicious Gee," he said. He tapped his cane against the ground and smirked. "You look nice Frank. How much?"
This made Frank blush ridiculously. "Uh...."
"This is our hoe, Jorge," Hayley aka Fritos yelled. "You want her, you go through us!"
Thugalicious Gee pointed a banana at her and said, "Bang." She clutched her chest and dropped dead. He looked at Brendon aka Lil Marco and he paled and just got on the ground next to her.
Gerard picked up Frank and carried him away. Oh shit.

Notes

Frankie in a skirt? You know you'd still tap it.