
Risky And Complicated, Confused And New
Fun and worry
Gerard and I hate PE.
We stand on the football pitch with loads of jocks surrounding us and making us feel intimidated.
Gerard tries to avoid the ball as much as possible and I follow him until it hits him in the face and he begins to cry.
"Gerard!" I say stroking his red nose.
"It's okay I'm fine." He whispers, "But if you wanna get out of this with me pertend you're hurt too, I'm sure noone saw the actual incident." he giggles. "Now cry!"
I snigger and begin to fake cry along with Gerard.
"OWW GERARD, YOU FELL ON ME!!" I yell whilst fake crying.
"Man up you two and get your arses over here!" The coach commands.
We both walk over still fake crying.
"You're fine you stupid idiot boys. Now man up and stop acting like little girls!" He says clenching his fists so he doesn't end up hitting us. He's an old teacher and usually forgets the rules of the 21st century.
"My, Mum is the school nurse." Gerard points out to the couch. "She can sue you for not sending us to her right now, because we are hurt." I'm not sure Gerard understands what sueing is but niether does our dumbass coach.
"Oh okay! Then you better go boys, but hurry back and in future man up!" He shouts after us.
We run off snickering and go to get changed.
"Gerard, do you do that a lot?" I laugh.
"Yeh, only when the ball hits my face.. So yeh a lot!" He cringes then giggles.
"We have a lot of time alone now, what shall we do?" I say as we walk out of the changing rooms.
"Let's go for a walk!" He suggests.
I follow him down the corridor and we pull faces at the other kids in lessons.
"Ahahahahahah I've never laughed so much in my life!" Gerard says doubling over and laughing hard.
"Neither have I" I say collapsing onto the locker room floor.
"Ahahahahha, I'm tired from laughing so much! Let's just lay here."
"Yeh" I agree, "let's do that."
When everything start becoming to good to be true it's over and Ray and his mates come barging in while Gerard and I are still lying, happily on the floor.
"Hey little gay boys" Ray mocks picking up Gerard and throwing him over his shoulder.
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" I scream in worry at him, I slap Ray's face and attempt to get back Gerard but Ray slaps me back harder and I fall onto the ground. Before I am strong enough to move, the guys have left with Gerard and I don't know where the heck they are..
I NEEEEEEEED MOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR DON'T BE A SPERM GURGLING GUTTER SLUT
9/17/15