1...2...3...GO!

It was a Friday night and the guys were sitting around passing a bottle of whiskey between them and asking each other stupid questions. One of them had just come up with the brilliant idea of asking "If you could have sex with one person right now who would it be?" So they sat around for a minute while they thunk.

Mikey was like :|

Frank was like @~@

Gerard was*-*

Ray was like :)

and Bob >:[

So then Frank yelled , "1, 2, 3....GOOOOOOOOOOO!" And they all began to answer at once.

"Ron Jeremy"

"The Hulk!"

"Gerard!"

"Freddie Krueger!"

"Natali-DAFUQ?!"

"In my defense hes a pornstar! The other ones are just weird." Gerard says with a raised hand already trying to stop their comments.

"He's old though."

"He still has a dick".

"Probably doesn't work the same though."

"Fuck you. That's why there's Viagra."

"You'll fuck an old guy with a medically induced boner?"

"If he was Ron Jeremy? Yes."

"Okay...." Bob drops the subject.

"I really wanna see if his dick is green."

"That would be like fucking a moldy dick. Ew"

"But imagine the size of it! Just turn off the lights and you'll have the time of your life." Frank gets this almost far off dreamy look.

"Rimming. He'd be great at it." Mikey says simply not caring to elaborate and has this look on his face leaving no room for argument.

No one questions him.

"Ray is there some unrequited love we didn't know about?" Gerard wiggles an eyebrow like a lunatic

"No, but Frank says you're a great lay and that you suck dick like a pro."

"Frank!" Gerard says scandalized

"Gerard!"

"Ray!"

"Bob!"

"Frank."

"Gerard!"

"Mikey!"

"I'm gonna eat the last slice of pizza fuckers."

THE END

Notes

dont ask

-Venomous Kiss