High Calorie Prison

I fucking love this

I was laughing so hard the whole time xD This is officially my favorite thing ever.

This has got to be my favorite one shot <3

I actually thought Frank was being serious when he said he didn't think of pulling his arm out -_- great story :)

Your stories are great!! I was reading this and 3/4 of the way through I was like, "Wait? They got this far by a vending machine!! Bwahhahahahaha!" I love how you write, and to be honest, it makes me feel somewhat low-class. Not that it's a bad thing though! <3 I can tell you spend a long time on your stories, and they are Franktastic! Gerardgeous! Mikenificent! Raysplendent! Okay, I need to stop with the puns.