I took a deep breath as I looked at the school I would be starting at today. I was more scared than nervous. I've moved schools any times before, but not for personal reasons. This time it was different. I wasnt being moved because I was expelled or would 'benefit' at another school. I was moving schools to help out three of the greatest people on the planet, Dallia, Hallie, and Mona. Apparently this fucker, Gerard Way, had been dating all three of them at the same time. When Dallia had called me up, I instantly agreed, proposing several other ways of revenge, most including me killing him in several different ways.
Sighing, I walked up to the group of three girls. I'm short, so I decided to start out by scaring them. I got down on my hands ans knees, and bit Hallies leg. This is our little joke, ever since she called me her little puppy in 8th grade.
"FRANKIE!!!!! " The trio screamed. I laughed and joined in on the conversation. Until I happened to see Gerard and Mikey way walking In the door. My first thought: today might be the last day the fucker lives. My second thought: This is going to be a lot harder than I thought. I'm not gay, straighter than the pole your mum dances on, but the little fucker was cute. But I'm straight. Not gay. So I did the next best thing, I smiled him.
Im not gay.

Notes

Eh, it's weird, but hey, what ya gonna do???????????????????? XD