the worst and best thing to ever happen to me

I wake up in a completely dark room. So I know is last night I got completely wasted. Damn, I have the worst headache. Here comes the vomit. The smell is horrible. Where an I anyways? The floor is cold and hard. It feels like I'm on cement. Oh shit, I think I might be some guys basement. Did I sleep with some random person. What the hell?! I'm still a vergin in high school. I only got wasted at a party so people could beat me up because of it the next day.
I realize I'm still fully clothed when I reach for my phone. I want to call my brother Mikey shook he can come pick me up. My phone isn't in my pocket anymore. I must have put it down somewhere. I think about standing up to find it. Then I decide is to fall and I don't wanna fall.
My best bet is to probably just feel around for something to pull myself up with. That's when I hear rustling. When I reach out, I find a hand. shit... I don't wanna wake this person. I dont know if it's a boy or a girl. Look... I'm bisexual. Deal with it.
The next thing I hear is moaning. Followed by vomiting. oh god... This room smells horrible. You can tell that two people vomited it the room. "where am I?" the person asks. I can tell its a guy though. He has a cute voice though.
STOP IT GERARD! YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE! I THIS IS SERIOUS!
"I have no idea. Wait, does that mean you weren't the guy I came here with?"
"no. Do you have your phone? Mine isn't in my back pocket. "
"nope. I probable wouldn't be here if I did."
The door opens and let's in a stream of light. We can only see the silhouette of a man. This isn't going to end well.

Notes

Sorry if I suck at weighting. I this is my first shot AR fan fictions. I hope you like it and I hope you subscribe.