The Adventures Of Frank, The Perpetually Angry Teenager

The next day, I end up back in that same spot. And no, the reason why has nothing to do with Gerard. I just like this spot.

But, unfortunately, apparently so does he.

"You're in my spot again."

I look up at him, scowling. "Yeah, well, I like this spot."

"I've been sitting in that exact spot since freshman year."

I take another bite of my sandwich, unimpressed. "Congratulations on your amazing commitment to this relationship, Gerard, but unfortunately now she's cheating on you. With me."

He continues speaking as if he hasn't even fucking heard me. God, I hate him. "Well I suppose I could always just...sit on your lap."

I almost choke on my food, staring at him in disbelief. "Was that supposed to be a pickup line?"

"Maybe it was. What about it?" He smirks at me, looking pleased with himself."

I finish off my food before replying. "First of all, that was the worst pickup line I've ever fucking heard. Second, you sit on me and that rock'll be sitting on your face." I point to a rather large rock next to me.

He frowns, stating defensively. "Well, it would have worked on some people I know."

I laugh. "That's because every girl in the school wants to get into your pants."

"And you don't?"

Fuck this guy is unbelievable. "No. I don't. And even if I did that pickup line still wouldn't work."

"Then what would?"

...did this guy actually want to fuck me? What the hell? "A good fucking personality. Pickup lines are fucking stupid unless you're looking for a one night stand, and I'm not a one night stand kind of guy."

"Well how do you know I don't have a good personality?"

"I don't. But I also don't know you do." On that note, I pick up my backpack and leave, heading to class. What was Gerard's problem? As I had said earlier, he could literally have any girl in school. Why'd he have to go bothering me? I mean, not that I mind too much...he is kind of hot. But seriously, that kind of relationship would never work out.

I reach the classroom, and put any and all thoughts of Gerard out of my mind.

Notes

Wow, Gerard. Real smooth.