Kill All Your Friends
This or Juvie
*Slaughter's POV*
"Oh. Shit!" I said while we were still running down the alleyway.
"Keep fucking running!" yelled Helena as we neared our hiding place.
"Dude, how did you do that?" asked Suii when we were at our spot.
"Do what?" asked Helena. We both didn't know what she was talking about.
"Get your handcuffs off." she said pointing to our free hands. I forgot to tell her that we got the key before running away.
"Give me your hands." I said. Suii gave me her hands and I uncuffed them.
"Oh." she said. We sat there for awhile till we heard something in the woods.
"What the fuck was that?" asked Helena looking around.
"I don't know, but shut up." I said getting up.
"Dude, where the fuck you goin?" asked Suii.
"I said shut the fuck up and I'll be back." I said walking off into the bushes. While walking through the trees, I saw someone walking towards me.
"Go look over there. They couldn't be that far." I heard one of them say.
"Oh, shit its the cops." I said to myself. I quickly went back to Suii and Helena.
"We need to leave. Like Now!" I said when I went back to them.
"What's out there?" asked Helena. Before I could answer, they came.
"Freeze, don't move." said one of them.
"OH SHIT, ITS THE COPS!" yelled Suii and Helena.
"Well no shits dipshits." I said.
Once again the cops handcuffed us and put us in the car. Suii's feet this time were shackled together so this time she wouldn't do what she did earlier again. The car ride to the County Jail was long and quiet.
"Ok, ladies, get in there." said one of the cops pushing us in a cell. There was 3 chairs there so we sat in them.
"Ok, Ms. Slaughter, Coffin, and MurderFace, what were you doing earlier?" asked the cop.
"Nothing." we said at them same time.
"Well that's not what we have here. Running away from the cops, putting Officer Swan in the hospital." said Sheriff McShitface.
We didn't answer him. This situation reminded me of that one time during school when J.O.S and Jakey-Poo tried to cook that fucking chicken on school property.
"Well ladies, you are staying the night here." said the sheriff. He put us in a different cell.
"Well Fuck." was all we said for the rest of the night.
"WAKE UP!" yelled someone.
"Fuck, where are we?" I asked.
"In jail." said Helena getting up.
"You can leave now, but when school starts tomorrow the 3 of you will have counselors." said Sheriff McShitface.
"Fuck." said Suii as we left the county jail. Suii and Helena went home, which leaves me to face hell went I get home.
"Where in the hell have you been?!" yelled my mom.
"I was at Suii's" I said walking into my room.
Damn, I have a nasty hangover and I'm not in the mood to argue. I decided to go to bed.
"Slaughter, wake the fuck up." said Ausma.
"What the fuck do you want?" I said rolling over.
"Where were you?" she demanded.
"That's none of your god damn business." I said.
She started to say something, but I didn't care. I just want some sleep.
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"Yo, Slaughter wake up." said Helena pushing me.
"What?" I said rolling over.
"Its Thursday, school starts today remember?" she said.
"Fuck, what time is it?" I said getting out of bed.
"Its 7:30, your sister called me to come and wake you up." she said leaving my room.
I got to thank my sister when I see her later. I hurried to get ready for school. Got in the shower, got dressed, put eyeliner and eye shadow on, and fixed my hair. All this was done in about 15 minutes.
"Slaughter hurry the fuck up!" yelled Helena. I ran into my living room.
"Lets go." I said putting my shoes on. We arrived at school and Suii was waiting for us.
"Ready to meet our counselors later?" she asked.
"Sure." I said before the bell rang. 1st hour the intercom went off.
"I need Dora Slaughter, Helena Coffin, Suii MurderFace, Ausma Attack, and Philinsineration to come to the office." said Vice Principal Fathead. Great here it goes. Walking into the office I saw 5 familiar looking guys.
"Ms. Slaughter, Coffin, and MurderFace, I got a call from the county jail saying that you got arrested." he said.
"Yes." the 3 of us said.
"Ms. Attack, I heard that you threaten to kill someone." he said talking to my sister.
"That's bullshit. I never said that." she argued back, but I held her mouth shut before she could say anything else.
"Phil, the school board said that you test scores were too high." said Mr. FatHead. Phil didn't say anything.
"Well, these gentlemen here are going to be you counselors for the school year for you 3 and for the month for you 2" he said pointing to me, Helena, and Suii first then Phil and Ausma last. I turned to look at them.
"Ms. MurderFace, Mr. Iero will be your counselor." said Fathead. Wait, they can't be My Chemical Romance. They couldn't be our counselors, could they?
"Ms. Coffin, Mr. Bryar will be yours," said Fathead. They are! I said to myself.
"Phil, Mr. Michael Way is yours, Ms. Attack and Mr. Toro and Ms. Slaughter and Mr. Gerard Way." finished Fathead. "You may return to class."
"Yo Slaughter," said Helena.
"Yeah?" I turned to talk to her.
"Don't forget your counselor." she said pointing to Gerard before walking away with Bob.
"Well aren't you coming?" I asked waiting for Gerard. I couldn't believe that Gerard-Mother-Fucking-Way is my counselor. He followed me back to my first hour.
"Ok, Dora or do you prefer being called Slaughter?" he asked.
"Slaughter." I said.
"Well, why did you get arrested?" he asked.
"Um, public intox, out passed curfew, putting a cop in the hospital and running way from the cops." I said.
"You did that?" he asked. I shook my head. We walked into the band room. Yes I was forced into band.
"Dora, who is this?" asked Mr. Stoner
"Hello, I'm Mr. Way and I'm her counselor/guardian." said Gerard.
"Are you related to the other Mr. Way over there?" he asked pointing to Mikey. Gerard shook his head yes.
"Wait, Gerard, did you say that you're my guardian?" I asked.
"Oh, you, Suii, and Helena are going to stay with us." he said. I'm staying with Gerard Way, cool.
"Why?" I asked.
"To keep an eye on you and watch what your behavior is." he said. This is going to be weird.
"Not to be rude or anything, but why do I have to stay with you?" I asked.
"It's this or juvie." he said.
"Oh. Shit!" I said while we were still running down the alleyway.
"Keep fucking running!" yelled Helena as we neared our hiding place.
"Dude, how did you do that?" asked Suii when we were at our spot.
"Do what?" asked Helena. We both didn't know what she was talking about.
"Get your handcuffs off." she said pointing to our free hands. I forgot to tell her that we got the key before running away.
"Give me your hands." I said. Suii gave me her hands and I uncuffed them.
"Oh." she said. We sat there for awhile till we heard something in the woods.
"What the fuck was that?" asked Helena looking around.
"I don't know, but shut up." I said getting up.
"Dude, where the fuck you goin?" asked Suii.
"I said shut the fuck up and I'll be back." I said walking off into the bushes. While walking through the trees, I saw someone walking towards me.
"Go look over there. They couldn't be that far." I heard one of them say.
"Oh, shit its the cops." I said to myself. I quickly went back to Suii and Helena.
"We need to leave. Like Now!" I said when I went back to them.
"What's out there?" asked Helena. Before I could answer, they came.
"Freeze, don't move." said one of them.
"OH SHIT, ITS THE COPS!" yelled Suii and Helena.
"Well no shits dipshits." I said.
Once again the cops handcuffed us and put us in the car. Suii's feet this time were shackled together so this time she wouldn't do what she did earlier again. The car ride to the County Jail was long and quiet.
"Ok, ladies, get in there." said one of the cops pushing us in a cell. There was 3 chairs there so we sat in them.
"Ok, Ms. Slaughter, Coffin, and MurderFace, what were you doing earlier?" asked the cop.
"Nothing." we said at them same time.
"Well that's not what we have here. Running away from the cops, putting Officer Swan in the hospital." said Sheriff McShitface.
We didn't answer him. This situation reminded me of that one time during school when J.O.S and Jakey-Poo tried to cook that fucking chicken on school property.
"Well ladies, you are staying the night here." said the sheriff. He put us in a different cell.
"Well Fuck." was all we said for the rest of the night.
"WAKE UP!" yelled someone.
"Fuck, where are we?" I asked.
"In jail." said Helena getting up.
"You can leave now, but when school starts tomorrow the 3 of you will have counselors." said Sheriff McShitface.
"Fuck." said Suii as we left the county jail. Suii and Helena went home, which leaves me to face hell went I get home.
"Where in the hell have you been?!" yelled my mom.
"I was at Suii's" I said walking into my room.
Damn, I have a nasty hangover and I'm not in the mood to argue. I decided to go to bed.
"Slaughter, wake the fuck up." said Ausma.
"What the fuck do you want?" I said rolling over.
"Where were you?" she demanded.
"That's none of your god damn business." I said.
She started to say something, but I didn't care. I just want some sleep.
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"Yo, Slaughter wake up." said Helena pushing me.
"What?" I said rolling over.
"Its Thursday, school starts today remember?" she said.
"Fuck, what time is it?" I said getting out of bed.
"Its 7:30, your sister called me to come and wake you up." she said leaving my room.
I got to thank my sister when I see her later. I hurried to get ready for school. Got in the shower, got dressed, put eyeliner and eye shadow on, and fixed my hair. All this was done in about 15 minutes.
"Slaughter hurry the fuck up!" yelled Helena. I ran into my living room.
"Lets go." I said putting my shoes on. We arrived at school and Suii was waiting for us.
"Ready to meet our counselors later?" she asked.
"Sure." I said before the bell rang. 1st hour the intercom went off.
"I need Dora Slaughter, Helena Coffin, Suii MurderFace, Ausma Attack, and Philinsineration to come to the office." said Vice Principal Fathead. Great here it goes. Walking into the office I saw 5 familiar looking guys.
"Ms. Slaughter, Coffin, and MurderFace, I got a call from the county jail saying that you got arrested." he said.
"Yes." the 3 of us said.
"Ms. Attack, I heard that you threaten to kill someone." he said talking to my sister.
"That's bullshit. I never said that." she argued back, but I held her mouth shut before she could say anything else.
"Phil, the school board said that you test scores were too high." said Mr. FatHead. Phil didn't say anything.
"Well, these gentlemen here are going to be you counselors for the school year for you 3 and for the month for you 2" he said pointing to me, Helena, and Suii first then Phil and Ausma last. I turned to look at them.
"Ms. MurderFace, Mr. Iero will be your counselor." said Fathead. Wait, they can't be My Chemical Romance. They couldn't be our counselors, could they?
"Ms. Coffin, Mr. Bryar will be yours," said Fathead. They are! I said to myself.
"Phil, Mr. Michael Way is yours, Ms. Attack and Mr. Toro and Ms. Slaughter and Mr. Gerard Way." finished Fathead. "You may return to class."
"Yo Slaughter," said Helena.
"Yeah?" I turned to talk to her.
"Don't forget your counselor." she said pointing to Gerard before walking away with Bob.
"Well aren't you coming?" I asked waiting for Gerard. I couldn't believe that Gerard-Mother-Fucking-Way is my counselor. He followed me back to my first hour.
"Ok, Dora or do you prefer being called Slaughter?" he asked.
"Slaughter." I said.
"Well, why did you get arrested?" he asked.
"Um, public intox, out passed curfew, putting a cop in the hospital and running way from the cops." I said.
"You did that?" he asked. I shook my head. We walked into the band room. Yes I was forced into band.
"Dora, who is this?" asked Mr. Stoner
"Hello, I'm Mr. Way and I'm her counselor/guardian." said Gerard.
"Are you related to the other Mr. Way over there?" he asked pointing to Mikey. Gerard shook his head yes.
"Wait, Gerard, did you say that you're my guardian?" I asked.
"Oh, you, Suii, and Helena are going to stay with us." he said. I'm staying with Gerard Way, cool.
"Why?" I asked.
"To keep an eye on you and watch what your behavior is." he said. This is going to be weird.
"Not to be rude or anything, but why do I have to stay with you?" I asked.
"It's this or juvie." he said.
Yeshh!!!!
and Merry Christmas to you too!! c;
@xSlaughterx
12/26/13