Kill All Your Friends
Just Fucking Great
"I'm so fucked up right now." Helena said before drinking another shot.
"Dude wha-what time is it?" Jakey-Poo slurred. I was kind of too drunk to answere but tried to show him the time off my phone.
"Like I know..." Suii muttered before falling over.
"Alright. I think it's time to go..." I said while getting up before stumbling toward Suii to help her up.
"Uh, guys, you are in no condition to go home." said Boomer. I hated when the guys always seemed to be right.
"So where we going to stay then?" Helena questioned looking around, seeing Jakey-Poo about to pass out on the floor and J.O.S was about to follow.
"Well, I'm not staying." I said trying to walk out the door. I managed to make it to the road before I heard Helena yelling for me.
"Fuck, Slaughter, come back!" she yelled again. I waited for Helena and Suii to catch up to me.
"You guys! You're too wasted to be walking home!" I heard J.O.S yell.
"I'm just going home!" I yelled back continuing to walk towards the alley.
We was almost a block away from my house until the cops drove past us. The manage to stop and turn around. Heading towards us.
"Oh fuck! What do we do?" asked Suii.
"Run!" said Helena and I at the same time. We ran until we found somewhere to hid. Which was bushes. We stayed there until the cops drove past us again and was out of sight.
"Fuck, that was a close one." Suii said before we started walking again.
"What are you ladies doing?" asked someone behind us.
"Oh shit!" we all said together as we turned around to see who was behind us.
"Do you guys know it's almost 4 in the morning and way past curfew?" asked the cop.
"Yes we do. We just wanted to take a walk." replied Suii. I really was hoping the cop would believe her and get us out of this shit.
"Come here." he demanded. We walked towards him. I stumbled a little bit. The cop gave me a weird look.
"Have you been drinking?" he asked now looking at the 3 of us.
"No." I answered. He gave us another weird look.
"Okay. I'm going to give you guys some test." he started. We managed to pass the first couple but ended up failing the last few.
"Well you 3 have to go with me." he said before handcuffing us.
"Shit...." I muttered before he put us in the back of his car. Great, summer is almsot over and just got arrested. Just fucking great.
"Dude wha-what time is it?" Jakey-Poo slurred. I was kind of too drunk to answere but tried to show him the time off my phone.
"Like I know..." Suii muttered before falling over.
"Alright. I think it's time to go..." I said while getting up before stumbling toward Suii to help her up.
"Uh, guys, you are in no condition to go home." said Boomer. I hated when the guys always seemed to be right.
"So where we going to stay then?" Helena questioned looking around, seeing Jakey-Poo about to pass out on the floor and J.O.S was about to follow.
"Well, I'm not staying." I said trying to walk out the door. I managed to make it to the road before I heard Helena yelling for me.
"Fuck, Slaughter, come back!" she yelled again. I waited for Helena and Suii to catch up to me.
"You guys! You're too wasted to be walking home!" I heard J.O.S yell.
"I'm just going home!" I yelled back continuing to walk towards the alley.
We was almost a block away from my house until the cops drove past us. The manage to stop and turn around. Heading towards us.
"Oh fuck! What do we do?" asked Suii.
"Run!" said Helena and I at the same time. We ran until we found somewhere to hid. Which was bushes. We stayed there until the cops drove past us again and was out of sight.
"Fuck, that was a close one." Suii said before we started walking again.
"What are you ladies doing?" asked someone behind us.
"Oh shit!" we all said together as we turned around to see who was behind us.
"Do you guys know it's almost 4 in the morning and way past curfew?" asked the cop.
"Yes we do. We just wanted to take a walk." replied Suii. I really was hoping the cop would believe her and get us out of this shit.
"Come here." he demanded. We walked towards him. I stumbled a little bit. The cop gave me a weird look.
"Have you been drinking?" he asked now looking at the 3 of us.
"No." I answered. He gave us another weird look.
"Okay. I'm going to give you guys some test." he started. We managed to pass the first couple but ended up failing the last few.
"Well you 3 have to go with me." he said before handcuffing us.
"Shit...." I muttered before he put us in the back of his car. Great, summer is almsot over and just got arrested. Just fucking great.
Yeshh!!!!
and Merry Christmas to you too!! c;
@xSlaughterx
12/26/13