*Coffin's POV*
"We have something for you." said Frank. I swear to God if he says Poprocks I'm gonna fuckin lose it...yeah I'm high...

"What is it Fr-Frank?" Suii stuttered as she tried to steady herself.

"What the fuck is your problem?" Gerard asked as he pushed Frank and Bob aside and looked in Suii's eyes. Frank whispered something in his ear while pointing to the bag on the ground. "Moldy, spam sandwich my ass..." he muttered as he let Suii go.

"Anyway, come down stairs." Bob as as they all walked away.

"God damn man!" Slaughter said as she turned to Suii wide eyed. "That shit freaked me out!"

"I know right!" Suii exclaimed as she bent down to pick her baggie up. "Onward." she said pointing out the door. As I started out the door, Suii jumped on my back. "Make haste!"

"I'll make you into a fuckin grease spot on the wall if you don't get off me!" I exclaimed.

"Ah! Well..." Suii said as she jumped down and led the way down the stairs.

"What the fuck are they doin here?" Slaughter asked when she saw Jakey-Poo and Goliath standing next to them.

"SURPRISE!" Frank exclaimed as he held his arm out in a presentation like manner.

"Ok?" I asked.

"Phil and Ausma are free and we needed somebody to council...and we just picked some of you friends..."Mikey shrugged.

"Ok." I said as I went over and hugged Jakey-Poo. "I missed you buddy."

"I missed you too." he said as he hugged me back. Goliath then took the opportunity to poke me in my side causing me to jump. He just laughed and gave me a side ways hug.

"Ass..." I muttered.

"So where's my room?" Jakey-Poo asked Mikey, whom I assumed was his counselor.

"Next to hers." he said pointing at me.

"Hey, I haven't seen my room yet..." I trailed off as I looked at Bob who was rubbing the back of his head.

"Last one on the left." he answered my unasked question pointing upstairs. So we all walked up there and I opened my door. Well...it was a room but...

"BOB!!" I yelled. Silence. "BOBERT GET UP HERE!" I screeched.

"yes?" he answered sheepishly as he hid behind Ray.

"What the fuck is this shit?!" I exclaimed as I stood in my room. A room. That was totally, fucking, EMPTY!

"I uh didn't know what to get you for your room, so I just kind of left you money." he mumbled as he shuffled forward from foot to foot.

"Did you think to maybe start with a bed Bob?" I asked him incredulously.

"Yeah Bryar.. this is kinda ridiculous." Frank said as he walked in and looked around.

"Yeah dude, they got here today and they've already got their room." Ray said motioning towards Goliath and Jakey-Poo who were both trying not to laugh.

"Well!" Bob replied making a shitty attempt at a defense.

"You know what Bob? You're fired!" I yelled at him.

"What?" he asked.

"You're not my counselor anymore, I'm trading..." I said as I trailed off to look at the other dumb founded counselors, my gaze resting on the one decently eating Skittles..."Suii trade me! I want Frank!" I said making Frank drop a red Skittle that was halfway to his mouth.

"Really?" Suii asked excitedly. Frank's face visibly dropped as he pouted at the fact that she would want to trade up so easily.

"Yes. Switch." I said as I pulled her from Frank's side and pushed her towards Bob.

"YAY! BOB I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!!" she exclaimed as she jumped on an unsuspecting Bob. Everyone around snickered a little as Bob stood there stiff under her embrace.

"So Frankie...." I stared as I picked up the money Bob left me, "you wanna go shoppin?"

"Sure." he answered, his mouth full of Skittles. "Want some?" he asked as he offered me the bag.

"Thanks." I answered as I walked out the door.

"Ass..." Frank muttered as he nudged Bob on his way out the door.

"Frodo." Bob called back.

"SHUT UP!!" Frank called back.

"Think Happy Thoughts Frank." I said as I opened the front door and stepped out

Notes

had to post this. 1) I had some extra time. 2) my favorite college football team won today 3) thanks to TwistedKnife for commenting. You're awesome.


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