There might be something outside your window, but you'll just never know

''Are names important? What's your's? '' the blonde said back to me. I couldn't tell what he looked like because he had shades on. I had shades on too so he didn't know what I look like. Infact, we all had shades on because Frank had some too.
'' I'm Gerard, '' I smirked and wondered if the guy would now tell me his name.
He didn't, instead he replied with '' I know someone called Gerard. '' I was getting annoyed because he was pretty much refusing to say his name, even though I'd just told him mine. Frank was thinking the same as me, and in an attempt to hit on the blonde he said '' you know, even though I can't see your eyes, you're really hot. '' I agreed with a '' yeah, you really are, '' but he still wouldn't tell us his name. Eventually Frank sighed in exasperation and said '' I'm Frank, '' to see if that would get the blonde to talk. His mouth opened a little bit and he furrowed his brow looking at us both. After a short silence he said '' I know someone called Frank too. The Frank and Gerard I know are friends, actually boyfriends. ''
My heart stopped a second. That was really fucking weird. Gerard and Frank weren't the most common of names, especially not mine. And for this Gerard and Frank to know eachother and date was even creepier. Surely we couldn't know the guy we were trying to hit on. It must be just a coincidence, right? Right? I looked over to Frank who looked back at me and we could tell we were just thinking the same thing. I shrugged and so did my boyfriend, indicating that we'd just let that go and get on with what we came here to do. I turned back to the blonde who was staring straight at me.
'' Wanna come back to my place? '' I asked with a slight smirk.
'' Yes! '' the blonde replied a little too eagerly. I just laughed and told him to follow me and Frank.
We made our way out of the overpopulated club and tried to reach the exit, but it was taking a long time. People were everywhere and anywhere just shoving and walking into us carelessly or drunkly...or both. Some drunk as fuck woman tottered over to me with a drink in her hands.
''Hey'' she said to me supposedly in an attempt to flirt but no. Just no. Her breath reeked of alchohol and it made me feel a little ill. Her makeup was smudged under her eyes and aswell as the alchohol she also smelled of cigarettes and most likely drugs too. She was a fucking mess and I didn't want anything to do with her, but I couldn't just ingnore her because her arm was around my neck.
'' Um..hi, '' I said back to her getting slighly freaked out by her.
'' Let's cut to the chase here, '' she said stumbling over something that was probably just her own feet, '' you wanna fuck? ''
Urrgh. I was completely grossed out. How about no. Wait,'' no'' is too subtle, how about something like ''You look like a fucking mess, your hair's a state, your face is awful, your smell is repelling me and you just look like shit'' maybe that would work? Instead I just replied with a simple '' no '' because I'm not really the type to be rude unless I need to. She looked peeved and took her arm from around me and said ''laters then you old man virgin'' and walked off.
'' I'd rather be an old man virgin than fuck her to be honest, '' I said to Frank who laughed at me.
Finally we got outside of that wretched club and I looked at the blonde who we'd managed to get out with us. I put my arm around his waist and we crossed the road so there were no people near us. I pulled him closer so our faces were almost touching.
'' We never found out your name, '' I whispered to him and I planted a kiss on my lips. He gave me one back.
'' Mikey, '' he said when he pulled back from the kiss.
FUCK. FUCK. NO. NO IT CAN'T BE.
'' M-Mikey? '' I stuttered back at him and looked at Frank who seemed just as startled as me.
'' Yeah...'' he said thinking about something and then he suddenly jumped away from me, ''FUCK! ''
I just stared at him with wide eyes and said '' Mikey...''
I took his sunglasses off at the same time as I took my own off and we just stared at eachother in shock. I ALMOST ENDED UP FUCKING MY BABY BROTHER.
'' Gee, that's your little brother. We almost fucked your little brother, '' Frank said looking between us both.
'' Fucking hell Gee, just...just what the fuck?! '' Mikey said to me still surprised.
'' Fuck Mikes, I almost fucked you. I almost took my baby brother to my house and fucked him, '' I said.
'' Frank just said ''we almost fucked your little brother''...'' Mikey said now staring at Frank. Me and Frank blushed a little and admitted the whole story to him. I even told him that I was a stalker. Mikey was in shock about the stalker part the most, but I can't blame him really. He promised he wouldn't tell anyone though.
'' I just realised something...'' My little brother said as we headed down the road back to my house, '' you two said you wanted a threesome because you'd already done so much stuff together that you wanted to mix things up a little. ''
We all laughed even though it was a little awkward for me because my little brother just found out that me and Frank had done stuff together. Even worse he just found out that we'd done everything together. It was still kind of funny though. We reached my street and I told Frank and Mikey that they could both come over to mine and we could still have a sleepover but not in the way me and Frank had intended it to go when we started this evening.
I unlocked the door and the three of us entered and started off what was to be the best sleepover of our lives.

Notes

Oohh so what's gonna happen at this sleepover? ;) x

~FaBul0us_KiLLj0y