„We're Not Having a Threesome With My Sister“

„No way!“ Frank barks out a laugh and claps a hand over his mouth because the worker is glaring at him, obviously just woken up from the nap he was taking on the counter. „You actually peed on his Crash Bandicoot case? Oh my God, this is gold. This is shiny, shiny gold.“ Leah was giggling into Frank's shoulder and Gerard kind of liked the attention he was having.

At some point in his speech he stopped talking about himself and more about his friendship with his brother, Mikey, and ended up telling funny stories, and as glad as Gerard was he was finally center of attention, he wanted to hear the twins' childhood stories: he was sure they were full of them. They thought about his request for a minute and then Frank's eyes lit up.

„Oh, there was this one time,“ and he was interrupted by Leah's groan that meant he has obviously told this story before, „Tehnically not childhood, it happened when we were 14, so not that long ago, whatever. But, but, hear me out, Gee, this is gold too.“ Gerard nodded and braced himself for whatever it was that had Leah glaring at Frank.
„Right, so I was downstairs watching a movie, no big deal, when I hear music coming from ur room. Nothing special, we play music all the time, right? Well, what I found weird was that it was like, Avril Lavigne or whatever her name is. Not that I have anything against that, just not Leah's usual music taste, so I decide to go up and ask her what's going on.“ Gerard was actually pretty interested by this point, neither him nor Frank caring that Leah was now banging her head against the table. „And I open up the door, and there's Lea, sitting on our bed, masturbating. Like, not even fucking, touching herself, or whatever, no, full-on figner fucking herself. To Avril Lavigne's Sk8r Boi.“ And they both lost it.

Leah just grinned because obviously desptie the embarassment, it was a pretty funny story.

„Ohh, he got you on that one. Do you have any about him? Would love to hear them.“ Gerard wiggled his eyebrows and Frank groaned. Gerard made a mental note to ask them about why they even shared a bed at 14, hoping to God it wasn't like, incest or whatever. Not that he'd mind, it'd be pretty hot, but still.
„Dude. The Blink one. I'm not the only one who masturbates to songs in this family.“ She started her sentence by speaking to Frank but then turned to face Gerard completely. „Right, so it was, like, 3 am, maybe? I don't know, all I know is I woke up and like two feet away from me, just on the other side of the bed, Frank is jerking off.“ Gerard's mind wanders off to the mental image of Frank jerking off. „And I see he has headphones on, so I decide to pull one out and see what he's listening to, right? Well, I expected it to be something sexual or hot or whatever. But dude, he was listening to Fuck a Dog.“ And then all Gerard's fantasies were ruined because his coffee flew out of his nose.

-

„Hey, party animal.“

It was nearing 6 AM when Frank and Leah went to pick up their bags and then followed Gerard home so he could take his and brush his teeth and what not. School didn't start untill 7:30 but Gerard didn't want to be late and stuff. He was also hoping he could introduce the twins to Mikey.
Even if just for friends, he kind of likes to have Mikey's approval.

„Are these the bad influences that dragged you out to a gas station in the middle of the night?“ Mikey's face was serious but his tone was teasing, so Gerard knew he was just glad he was making friends.
„Yes. Mikey, these are Leah and Frank. Guys, this is Mikey, my brother.“ They all shook hands like grown ups at business meetings and whatnot, and then Leah stage-whispered 'Crash Bandicoot' to Frank and they all lost it, including Mikey, because he had the brains to figure out Gerard must have told them.

„Okay, now, as much as I'd like to stay around and interrogate you and put you through DNA tests like alll great brothers do, I have to go take a run. See you at school, Gee?“ Gerard noded and watched Mikey leave the house with his headphones in his ears, blasting Britney Spears or Kylie Minogue or whatever bad music Mikey liked to listen to while running.

„Well, you're not the only cute one in this family.“ Leah said, making herself comfortable on the couch and Gerard blushed when Frank agreed, even though he was probably just being nice. I am not getting a crush on Frank, he mentally scolded himself.

He was in the middle of trying to convince himself that when Frank pulled him down on the couch. Well, more like on top of himself, because 'seriously, Gee, this couch is smaller than Leah's toes' and that started a whole other argument between the siblings. Not that Gerard cared, he was somewhere far away in Frankland, thinking about his fingers or his neck tattoo or his hair or something that was equally stalkerish of Gerard to notice and remember.

And then Leah got up and wandered off into the kitchen, so it was just him and Frank, which was weird because he was sure the two were attached by the hip, even though it wasn't the first time he was alone with one of them; but this was different, this isn't Leah, crazy and talkative and gay and not Gerard's crush, this is Frank, crazy and talkative and gay and totally Gerard's crush. Fuck.

„Hey, Gee?“ Gerard hummed in response. He was half expecting for him to say something like 'get off my lap, there's room now' or maybe 'hey let's make out why Leah's not here' or something crazy like that. What he wasn't expecting was for Frank to ask him is he free on Saturday.

„What? I mean, yes. But.. What?“ Gerard turned around, forgetting he was on Frank's lap, and, okay- woah. This was weird. He was practically stradling Frank, also praying that his dick doesn't take notice of this situation.
„This local band is playing somewhere around here. Leah's at Granny's and I don't wanna go alone.“ And then his mind was stuck between HOLY CRAP IS HE ASKING ME OUT OR LIKE WHAAAAAAAAT :O and DID HE JUST CALL HIS GRANDMA GRANNY OH MY GOD I AM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY ^-^ and he just nodded because he seriously did not want Frank to hear either of those things.

Frank grinned and nodded approvingly. „It's a date, then.“ And then Leah came back from the kitchen, with a plate of waffles in her hands, and seriously, Gerard didn't even know they had those.

„I like your mom.“ Leah said and stuffed a waffle in her mouth, and Gerard thought he was gonna have a heart attack, because his mom probably got one too- Gerard doesn't bring any friends home. Gerard doesn't even talk about his friends, because he doesn't really have them, and his friends don't usually come over before school and search his kitchen for food.

The closest he ever had to a friend (besides Mikey) was that Ray guy from his chemistry class, he was pretty nice but he didn't ever bother to check do they have any other classes together. He was the one who invited Mikey and him to the party, though, so he figured they weren't exactly strangers.

He also remembered that the other day, at the party, when Leah was talking about Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz and whatever it is they had going on, she mentioned Ray, so how the Hell didn't he know about these guys before?

„We still have time to kill, we can go to the comic store, you guys up for it?“ Gerard surprised himself with the question.

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