Frikey Crack fairy Tale

The king and queen of Chemro were blessed with a strong boy as a firstborn. They named him Gerard. Gerard excelled in all his classes and was very creative. He attracted many women, as he was extremely handsom. He married Lindsey, a warrior from a nearby village. She gave birth to a lovely baby girl named Bandit. Yes, the king and queen were very proud of Gerard.

Three years after giving birth to Gerard, the queen concieved again. It was clear early on in the pregnancy that this was to be her last child. She prayed every day for a baby girl. She consumed every herb that the physicians said would hold out male spirits. Yet when the time of birth came, the child was male.

The queen still loved him very much, but she felt cursed by his presence. With no daughter, they would be unable to make alliances through marriage. The very foundation of peace could unravel. So she devised a plan.

The boy (who was named Mikey) was locked in a tower. An announcement went out to the land that a princess had been born. She was being kept out of the eye of the public and on her sixteenth birthday a contest would be held. The first knight who could make it to the room of the princess and claim a kiss would be wed to her.

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Mikey Way sat in front of his window on his sixteenth birthday. He was very nervous. Today was the day men would begin to fight for his love. Not that that was a bad thing. He had learned early on to favor the company of men. He was scared of the rejection. The knights would come seeking a fair princess. What would they do when they discovered an awkward, lanky prince?

For the millionth time since he was born, Mikey wished he was a girl. If he had been female, there would be no problem. He would have been betrothed by now. But that was not the case, so he would sit and anxiously await the first night.

He came riding on a horse from the east. He halted in front of the tower and began climbing the vines on the wall. Mikey chuckled to himself. It would have been much easier to use the stairs.

When the night climbed in the window, he looked around in confusion. His gaze barely grazed over Mikey.

"Is this a joke?!" he yelled, "Where is the princess!"

"I am she, sir knight," Mikey said, just as his mother had instructed.

"You are no woman! what treachery is this?"

"I may not be female, but I am the heir to the kingdom. You must claim my heart to be joined into royal marriage."

"I would never be married to a man! The world will know of this soon! I will not allow you to ruin one of my breathren."

Mikey sighed and produced a bag of gold from beneath his bed, "my parents have offered this for my secret to be kept."

The knight took the bag, "Then kept it shall be," he said before leaving.

That was how all of the knights responded. By the end of the day, Mikey had given up hope. He would be locked in the tower for his entire life. He fell into a fitfull sleep that night. It was plagued by nightmares. In them, he was chased by the angry men who were unable to stand his gender. He tried to run, but he was wearing a skirt which made him trip. They were on him in moments.

Mikey woke with a gasp to the sound of hooves outside. He watched out the window as a lone horse and rider approached the tower. He jumped off midstride and went to the door, which none of the other knights had done. Opening it, he walked up the stairs. Mikey looked up when he heard the footsteps stop at his door. His breath caught. The man was beautiful with slightly tan skin, longish brown hair, and startling hazel eyes. Mikey hoped with all his might that this one wouldn't run away.

The man grinned, "So this is what the old queen was hiding."

"I am afraid so," Mikey said, "Do you wish to flee, as the others did?"

"Nah. I came here for a kiss and I am not leaving without one."

"Might I know your name then?"

"Sir Frank Iero, at your service," he said with a bow.

"I am Michael Way, heir to the kingdom, and you may claim your kiss."

The knight stepped forward and pressed his lips gently to the prince's.

And so Mikey was saved by Frank's bisexuality.

THE END

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