Gives You Hell

I generally can't believe Gerard's pathetic-ness this afternoon. He actually tried insulting me with a hose?

Please!

If he wants to be a boy and play kid like tricks then this guy is going to show him the more man tricks!

I got my friends together that evening and well we decided the grass needed a cut.

I went to the garage and got out my lawn mower as the dudes were hanging out in my garden.

Ray had his electric guitar with him and was strumming away while the other two listened.

Then an idea struck me!

I told Ray to stand on the front of my Lawn mower. It was pretty big and was like a Go-Kart. Actually it was a Go-Kart originally just me and my friends decided it need to be more fancy and cut grass.

Ray started letting out loud powerful notes - from the guitar of course - as i started mowing the lawn.

I knew Gerard was in his house as his dinning room light was on. This is my shot.

I also remembered Gerard's OCD and that he can't have anyone touch his stuff... so me and Ray went and cut his grass to frustrate the shit out of him.

Within about 30 seconds I knew he saw us so I threw out a little wave and smiled.

Gerard came marching to the window and told me to 'bugger off'... seriously this man needs to learn to say the word Fuck...

I decided to leave it and wait for him to join my game.

I packed up the lawn mower and went to bed with my hot-assed chick.

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