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You're So Dark

Summary

"You got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allan Poe
You got your unkind of ravens
And your murder of crows
Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape
Been flashing triple A passes
At the cemetery gates,

'Cause you're so dark, babe
But I want you hard
You're so dark, babe
You're so dark..."

"Mr Iero is hot," Gerard subtly added. "Just putting that out there."

Warning: minor boy/boy content [well, obviously]; rated R mostly for language

I should probably warn you that... well, rare people are straight in Belleville High. Mostly boys. And some of their teachers.

*cover credit to the artist - if it's your drawing and you stumbled upon this please leave a comment or message me, I'll give you proper credit, or take it down if it bugs you*

DISCLAIMER: feckin' fake as the boobs of Pamela Anderson

Characters

Bob Bryar

Bob Bryar

“Bullshit,” Bob tries to be a good friend [tries]. "Yeah,” Ray agrees, joining Bob in his mission.

Brendon Urie

Brendon Urie

Gerard just rolls his eyes, "Clothes?" "On your bed. Be careful not to rip, stain or crumble anything because I'll rip your throat out," Brendon says in a casual tone.

Frank Iero

Frank Iero

“Shut the fuck up, Mercutio,” Frank manages to choke a joke out [hey look that rhymed]. “Who’s that guy?” Ray furrows his brow. Frank laughs and shakes his head. “It’s Romeo’s wingman.”

Gerard Way

Gerard Way

"I'm an idiot," Gerard sighs. Brendon nods, biting his lip. "You're an idiot."

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams

“Hey, Gee, wait!” Gerard hears someone calling after him, so naturally, he turns around. And falls. Because someone ran into him. “Shit, sorry, I’m so such a fucking klutz.”

Lindsey Ballato

Lindsey Ballato

Lindsey makes an ‘ah, well, that’s a shame’ face. “He still has a really nice ass.” Pete winks at Mikey, but turns to her, “No harm in looking.”

Mikey Way

Mikey Way

“Who are you calling little? I’m taller than you!” “I’m older,” Gerard rolls his eyes and sits at the table the others are already sitting at. “You wear Green Lantern boxers.” Mikey coughs and Brendon bursts into laughter, leaving Gerard flushed.

Patrick Stump

Patrick Stump

“Says the guy who is too polite to talk about underwear. Who are you and what did you do to Patrick Stump?” Brendon questions through laughter. “Gerard corrupted me,” Patrick glares at Gerard who just raises his hands defensively.

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz

"Green Day or blink-182?" Pete gawks at him. Ryan looks a bit startled and Mikey rolls his eyes, but he manages to answer. "Green Day, I guess," he shrugs his shoulders with a small smile. "I like him, Bren," Pete gets back to his popcorn [Gerard has no idea where he's gotten popcorn from].

Ray Toro

Ray Toro

Ray laughs and Frank rolls his eyes. “No, but we drew a giant graffiti on the side of our school saying ‘Morrissey rocks and our principal can go suck cocks’.”

Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross

“For the only person in our crew who can talk properly without using the word ‘fucking’ to emphasize everything and ‘dickhole’ to confirm it, you’re pretty dumbfounded when it comes to girls, dude,” Ryan notices and Patrick glares at him.

Chapters

  1. Chapter 1: Three Cheers for New Beginnings

  2. Chapter 2: Pete obviously likes popcorn and Gerard turned out as a bit more of an emo than he thought he would because he is an idiot who is in constant denial

  3. Chapter 3: Really fucked up poetry, liking really fucked up poetry and Brendon being really close to getting laid - they say guitarists' fingers can do magic

  4. Chapter 4: Forbidden secret scribbles, unauthorized reading of the already mentioned forbidden secret scribbles, Pete giving signs and the revelation of Frank's Donnie Darko obsession

  5. Chapter 5: LA talks, 'How To Be A Video Game Nerd' - book by Mikey Way and Pete Wentz, Gerard being emo again[look, what a surprise] and Pete being a dick[look, another one]

  6. Chapter 6: Confessions & Realizations with help from famous psychiatrist named Raymond, kisses & Deadpool, and as always, the cherry on top - more fucked up poetry

  7. Chapter 7: One of those chapters where nothing is actually happening but which are still important for the fucking storyline + Frank's neverfading love for this guy named Jack

  8. Chapter 8: Donna is so onto her sons' shit, Gerard Being Emo Episode 48291468129 - HeIsNowBumpingIntoShit, Patrick's pink PJs and well, loads of dialogues because that takes a lot of space

  9. Chapter 9: Gerard is emo[no we haven't established that before], Pete and Mikey are totally a thing, RAY IS MERCUTIO AND GERARD IS JULIET AND FRANK IS ROMEO AND THAT'S A THING TOO AND BE PROUD OF ME

    *continuing the title* AND RYAN HAS NICE FINGERS H8 ON MILO BC CRAZY TODAY IDK

  10. Chapter 10: Germs and Gerard, Elena the almighty, Monday arrangements and Frank The Knight In The Shining Armor

  11. Chapter 11: Organic odors, Van Halen, It's Frank's Turn To Be Emo, being "fucked up from all the gay" and news tiiiiiime

  12. Chapter 12: Epiphany Times With Ray, Fangirl Times With Frank, it's been a while since Pete was a dick,good thing this chapter makes up for it, Gerard's transformation into a vampire, ft. Jack & Sally

  13. Chapter 13: "See, Brendon, I do look like Frankenstein", hillbilly comic con, Cup o' Vomit, blink-182 and The Mystery Of The Crimson Ghost

  14. Chapter 14: Sheldon's revenge [Sheldon Cooper likes trains okay], slipping up, "Poems should always be learned by heart", ITSY BITSY SPIDER and Gee finally gathers some balls

  15. Chapter 15: Awkwardness, gray haired homophobes, Frank being a small version of a knight, Misha Collins and viva la insomnia

  16. Chapter 16: Emo Michael, trampires, cotton candy = love & life, kicked puppies, episode #RyanRosslosinghisvirginity and EPIPHANY TIMES WITH FRERARD

    Why do I constantly make my fucking characters the stupidest shits on planet Earth

  17. Chapter 17: The author ships Patley, Pete the Macchiato Fail Wentz, Gerard is psychic, The Morning After by B.U. and R.R., lanky people, body odor and Supernatural

  18. Chapter 18: I'm not creative or talented enough to come up with a name for this chapter. Even though it contains a lot of tackling

    Trigger warning: drug abuse [they're just smoking pot really but the term 'drug abuse' is fancy as frick]

  19. Chapter 19: Patrick the perv, the D word, fucking blueberries, Morrissey, Patrick hates everything and popping the question ft. Mikeyway and Pete Wentz

  20. Chapter 20: Dorks, writer's block, "the magic of Iero", smug bastards, emoness and something the gang will refer to as 'The Brony Incident' later on

  21. Chapter 21: That chapter that is actually a filler chapter but it doesn't fill for anything really, only contains a huge time lapse, newly-established crushes and the author being a failure

  22. Chapter 22: Avril Lavigne, The Rise And Fall of Gerard Way's Nerve System, Mikey the Savior & the charms of Sarah Kay

  23. Chapter 23: Vacation plans - AKA Gerard Way, Liar liar pants on fire, Brendon is a bottom!Gerard worshipper, real bad Inferno references, Bob and sex

  24. Chapter 24: "Maybe", kicking ass, good genetics, Mikey's a dick and Brendon's psychic [hey look that rhymed]

  25. Chapter 25: murder, Mexico, soggy cereal, tool-ism, hipsters & the emo queen supreme

  26. Chapter 26: Christmas-Eve-morning, trashcans, apologies, puns and the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

    .ducks.

  27. Chapter 27: Three Cheers For The Arctic Monkeys, cute sweaters, ecological disasters [read: mac and cheese accidents] more disastrous puns and Barbie

    .fuck off it's meese.

  28. sequel is up tananana

Comments

@Coolgeegirl
yes, basically, yes

actualghost actualghost
2/15/15

"Pete obviously likes popcorn and Gerard turned out as a bit more of an emo than he thought he would because he is an idiot who is in constant denial" by Panic! At the disco

Coolgeegirl Coolgeegirl
2/15/15

@mindchemicals
i am waiting for some (((((((inspirational vibes))))))) to kick me into gear. thanks for the massive support, couldn't have done it without you. x

actualghost actualghost
1/3/15

Honestly, you could take a year to get around to doing the sequel and I'd still be here for it! Sorry about the vibes hun, but you've got this! You'll be back to busting out kickass chapters in no time! :) x

mindchemicals mindchemicals
1/3/15

@Gee'sCLUELESSgirl!
awh, that's so sweet! thank you for sticking around. i hope my vibe is coming back soon, because i really miss writing this... even though, i somehow find the newer things i've written.. better? maybe it's just me who thinks so, but oh well. c:

actualghost actualghost
1/3/15