I’m Not O-Fucking-Kay

I followed Gerard into chemistry.

I looked around to see if I could find any of the other guys… I saw Mikey with an asthma pump trying to calm down. Near Mikey was Bob talking to the goldfish… I turned my head to see ray spinning around on a chair eating a crayon seductively. Right well done Avril you made normal friends. To see frank playing with some beakers. What the actual fuck? He just drank something out of the beaker. He does know that can kill him – not my problem.

I sat down next to Gerard. Opposite us was Ray and Mikey, to our left was Bob and to our right was frank. To be honest I’m kinda glad we all sit in friends as knowing my luck I will be stuck with a bunch of bullies. Not that I care about them but I mean I wanna learn considering I was sent here for ‘bad behaviour’.

The teacher then slammed the door opened and walked in. He looked like a typical science teacher with old white hair and slugs for eyebrows which had crooked glasses underneath.
“Class I have your test papers here, let’s just say they were… good besides one” the teacher announced. ‘Make that two’ I thought to myself. I knew I would have failed the test if I done it… Shit I hope the teacher doesn’t make me do one… I mean I know fuck all in chemistry!
Ray got his back and it said A+… man I didn’t know the dude was smart. Then Mikey Frank and Bob all received theirs… Fuck all of them got A+…

“Is he like an amazing teacher or something because there is no way in hell I have known 4 people to get A+” my eyes were really wide as I was seriously in a lot of shock.

All the guys looked at each other (besides Gee) and they all said in unison “cheated”

Oh there goes my stockiness… “Why you cheat?”

“Basically he taught us the-“ray started to speak but was rudely cut off by frank. “We got a nerd and threatened him to give us the answers”. Frank had a huge grin on his face.

“Oh… poor kid, got beaten up by a bunch of ‘emos’” I replied and saying ‘emo’ in a sarcastic way. Of course none of them were emos just popular kids called them that.

“Well what can I say?”

“We didn’t actually do that ya know” Ray chipped in.

“Yeah we did” frank said shooting Ray evils.

“What really happened then Ray?” I asked. Might as well try and get the truth.

“Basically sir taught us it and we all learned a topic each and shared answers, well besides Gerard who got moved as sir likes to keep an eye on him” Ray explained.

“Ah right and why that Gee?” I turned to face him.

“Gee? Where ya get that name?” he started laughing, “oh I’m just that smart sir likes to take care of me”

The teacher walked over and placed Gerard’s test paper down. F.

“FUCK YES” Gerard said pulling his fist down. He looked pretty proud. And suddenly someone hit him. God knows who but I thought just let it go and leave it as I don’t wanna get kicked outta class.

“Man fuck that” Gerard squealed.

“You alright?” I asked, “And I can see why sir likes taking care of ya, I mean your grade is amazing”

“Thank you sarcastic princess” he grinned happily. Dam I wish I could kiss him right now. “What did you say?” he asked. SHIT FUCK AVRIL. I said that out loud… FUCK FUCK FUCK!

“Gerard and Avril sitting in a tree” bob started singing and finally everyone joined in but frank… strange that kid always seemed up for a joke… “K I S S I N G”

By this moment both I and Gerard were bright red.

“Kiss kiss kiss” bob and ray started chanting quietly. Gerard turned his head and grabbed mine giving me a kiss. It started out sloppy as it was meant to be a joke but I started to turn into a proper kiss.

I heard a huge slam from the door and saw frank had disappeared. To be honest I was grateful because I didn’t want a make out session in front of my chemistry class and my friends. BUT why the fuck did he leave? Does he honestly get that uncomfortable about people kissing? Ugh.

The bell rang for the next class.

I looked at my time table for my next lesson.

Drama.

Shit.

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