I’m Not O-Fucking-Kay

Gerard's POV

I decided to invite Avril over to mine so we could have a movie night and well get a bit pissed. I'm a teenage boy of course I want to get drunk. I mean I don't want to take advantage of her because I care for her too much. If she was some other girl then I'd probably just want to fuck her but Avril is special to me.

I asked Mikey politely if he could go stay round Ray's as the parents are outta town and I just want to have an evening with Avril. Mikey probably thinks I'm some sort of sex freak or something but I honestly don't care because having sex isn't apart of my plans.

With my italian blood I planned on making her some homemade pizza. I generally can't cook but mum left me the recipe so I guess all I can do is try. I have $20 spare if the worst appears.

By 4pm the pizza making began. I am so grateful mum left out all the equipment because fuck knows what those things look like.

After 2 hours of being Chef Way the doorbell rings and the princess walks in. Shes wearing overly-long black ripped jeans with a long black sleeved top which had holes at the shoulders. she had a chunky skull necklace wrapped around her neck and her bleached blonde hair flew over one side of her shoulder. Man she is beautiful.

We smiled at each other till this fucking annoying beeping happened. Fuck the Pizza!
I literally ran a marathon to the kitchen and flew the oven open. Oh for fuck-sake.

"Looks like you burnt it" avril giggled.

"No shit sherlock." i rolled my eyes in a cheeky way.

"dude the garlic bread looks fine, you can just order a pizza, i have mon-"

"I will pay for it, you're the guest anyway" i smiled.

After that disaster was fixed, the pizza man knocked on the door.

"I'll get it" Avril shouted.

"oh no you're not missy" I replied.

We both dashed for the door and tackled each other to open the lock.

"its my house lemme open the door"

"pfft no I want to answer" she said hitting her butt against mine.

After the 5 minute battle the door finially unlocked (I won, just saying) we saw the face of a very confused skater looking pizza boy.

"Are yous okay?" he asked as if he was actually concerned.

"No he wouldn't let me open the door" Avril pointed in a playful stroppy way.

"pfft I was being a gentlemen"

"I'd love to hang and watch yous play fight because you're both really cute together but i have to deliever more pizzas so heres your pizza" the dude said while handing us the pizza.

" And here your money" Avril grinned.

"And thank you" i added while closeing the door.

Both Avril and myself snuggled up on the sofa eating pizza. I got us out a bottle of wine to start the night off so we set off and watched horror flicks for the next 2 hours.

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