Mama, we're all full of lies

He smirked at me and I could feel heat rising to my cheeks. "Oh it would be my pleasure." He sauntered over to me. I grudgingly looked up into his eyes like dark chocolate. "you ready sweetheart." He winked at me and I cringed. I stood up only to realise how short he was, he could only be about 5 foot. "I dont think weve been properly introduced, im frank iero." He held out his hand. "Skye jackson." I firmly shook his hand. "Now ket me show you the shit." i shrugged and we exited the office. "Lemme see your timetable." I handed him the scrunched up bit of paper. "God you talk more when people are having a go at you." I sighed "only cause I feel I need to show those jerks that im not one of those kids who just take it." He smiled up at me. "Good, i cant stand it when people shy away. Now, I say we skip first period to show you the ropes-"
"wait whats first period?" He looked up at me quizically and I shrugged.
"god you really are british! Well its the lessons." I made an ohh noise and he continued. "Now I say we skip the first one, not because we need to but because I think you need to learn your way around, plus iv got french and I really dont want to go." I laughed at him.
"Well im glad you suggested that because I really didnt want to go to maths." We both laughed together. he continued to show me round while we chatted.
"so who were those boys you were with this morning?"
"Ahhh they are my friends, your neighbor is Gerard. Hes a bit of a dick, you probably wont like him. Then theres Mikey who you might not remeber because he didnt speak. Well he never does. Then theres the dude with the fro, thats ray, hes pretty nice. Then theres bob, bob is tough as fuck. You dont wanna mess with bob."
"Noted." I stated. I wasnt perticually pleased that my new neighbor was a dick mind. Plus hes seen me in my underwear.
"so, why'd you leave Britain." Oh great, didn't want to get to this subject.
"ermm, i move a lot." Frank then nudged me
"i get the feeling you dont wanna tell me something. You dont have to, but Im trustworthy."
i thought about it for a second but shook my head. He nodded slowly and it began to get awkward.
"so what is the great Frank iero like, does he always treat girls he hardly knows to a tour of the school." He chuckled. "Nope you lucky. To be honest its hard to fight the girls off." I smirked at this.
"oh your a ladies man are you." He looked down at the floor and smiled.
"not as much as Gerard, but lets say I could get in any of the girls pants that go to this school." I then pretended to look in awe. "You mean, iv been able to spend time with....FRANK IERO....who EVERYONE wants to get with, agh it must be every girls dream." I pretended to fan myself. he pushed me a little. "Hey you watch it, or ill be in YOUR PANTS." I squealed as he picked me up from the floor and started running away. I twisted and turned but couldn't stop laughing. "put me down mister." I protested. "No way missy." But eventually he put me down but only because he was laughing so hard. He smiled at me suddenly. "You know its nice to actually be able to have a laugh with a girl, everyone here is so fake with me." I smiled at him. "Well you've always got me." I nudged him with my elbow and smirked. "Plus cant be that bad having all the girls want you." I winked at him. He seemed to be considering it. "Well no....but Im not as bad as Gerard. He has a new bimbo bitch around his arm every few days." He seemed to not be very happy about this. Mind neither was I, I hate guys like that. Finally we had finished touring the school. "Well the bells about to ring and this is your second lesson english. I don't think we have anything together but....biology.. Oh god. Here they come." I looked up to see a group of girls barging to get towards frank. "Good luck i whispered."
"Fuck im gonna need it." We laughed. suddenly he was bombarded by the crowd. All talking at once. Oh frankie hey. Have you been working out? How was your weekend? I didnt want to listen so walked inside the class. I sat down in a random seat and waited.
"excuse me bitch, thats my seat."
"excuse me slut, I dont care." i turned around to see a girl with long blonde hair gasping at me,
"get the fuck up."
"hmmmm let me think about that, how about...fuck no."
she slapped me hard across the face. Then she put on a British accent. "Aww no did I hurt you, discuss it with your chums over a game of croquet and some tea and scones." oh fuck her.
i stood up really slowly so i was just about the same height as her. I grabbed her elbow and pulled it behind her back and firced her forward and then lent really close to her ear. "Touch me again and you wont be able to see. And then how will you out these extensions in." I ripped them off her head and the plopped back down in my seat. She went to get them before sitting down with her legs spread apart. "Oh and close your legs, I can smell the fish from here." She scowled at me. i then looked up to see that the teacher had been watching me the whole time. "Cooler, now" i stormed out of the classroom. Shit, where did Frank say the cooler was. Fuck, i didnt want to upset these new parents, but that bitch had it coming. Why am I always such a failure.

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