The Boy Next Door

We talked a little..it was nice, I guess. He was sweet, offered me a stay at his cabin...yeah. He's definitely kind, cute and sweet. Sweet...

oh for fucks sake, I can't stand it. He made me tea, he gave me cookies, told me to take a bath and get some sleep. He's hot as hell but he's so..so..boring. Not once did he try to do anything, not that I wanted him too, it was just a change. I'm so used to guys being sexist dicks, Zachary was different...

"Veronica? If you're done with the bath, could you come out? Chris wants to meet you, sorry he just wants to make sure you're not a mugger or somethin, is that okay?"

"chris?"

"Yeah, chris, my boyfriend."

oh.

okay. boyfriend. Right, he's got a boyfriend, he's gay.

Zachary is gay.

"YOU'RE GAY?" what the hell! why did you just ask that you asswipe?!? He's letting you stay in his cabin, pay him some respect! jesus I'm a bitch."FUCK, SORRY YEAH I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE"

Notes

*strained laughter* ha..ha..ha...hey guys....long time no see! hah....