"Boobs," Gerard said. "The bad guy is after boobs."
"Yup," Mikey said. "Boobs."
"Oh wow, real funny guys," Ray said. "Real funny."
"What?" Gerard said. "We're serious."
"Okay, fine," Ray said.
They all got off the bus because they had arrived in Pittsburgh.

Everything seemed fine in Pittsburgh. It was oddly quiet.
"Uh guys, this doesn't feel right," Mikey said.
"Yeah, Mikey's right," Patrick said. "Something's wrong."
"Why does it not feel right?" Hannah asked as they passed by a car with the driver asleep behind the wheel.
"That's why," Pete said as he pointed out a jogger asleep in the middle of the road.
"Oh."
"That's a woman, right?" Frank asked.
"Yeah," Andy Hurley said.
"Then where are her boobs?"
"That's a good question."
"Are we gonna check all the women in Pittsburgh for boobs?" Alexx asked.
"If we have to," Pete said. "I think Frank would like that."
"What? No," Frank said as he tried to put on a poker face. "I have a girlfriend."
"Frank, you don't have a girlfriend," Mikey said.
"Killjoy," Frank said under his breath. "How do you know?"
"Cuz we live in the same house."
"Stop raining on my black parade."
"I wasn't!"
"Three cheers for revenge, guys?"
"No."
"I need some conventional weapons."
"No."
"Fine. You have to be that person don't you?"
"What person?"
"Let's get moving guys," Gerard said. "Time to inspect the women."


After they inspected all the women in Pittsburgh (Frank had a blast), they met up in front of the Consol Energy Center, which was where the concerts were going to be.
"All the women are boobless over here," Frank said as he walked up with Matt and Sassy.
"Same for the rest of the city," Mikey said.
"Well, we gotta find the person who stole all the boobs," Pete said.
"Boobs," Frank said as he started to giggle.
"Oh shut up, Frank," Ray said. "Stop being immature."
"I'm NOT IMMATURE!" Frank whined.
"Fine, let's catch this bad guy."


They walked to Heinz Field, where they saw a lot of red liquid coming out of the front door.
"Okay, that's either a whole shitload of ketchup, or it's blood," Gerard said.
"The stadium is called Heinz Field," Alexx said. "Heinz makes ketchup so I think it may be ketchup."
"It smells like blood," Patrick said. "I think we better RUN!"
They started running as fast as they could but Frank started to fall behind because he could stay ahead of everyone.
"GUYS, WAIT UP!" Frank yelled. "GUYS, WAIT UP! I'M FALLING BEHIND!"
"I GOT YOU!" Gerard shouted as he turned around. "I'M GONNA HAVE TO CARRY YOU THOUGH!"
"YAY, GERARD'S CARRYING ME!" Frank yelled as Gerard carried him to the rest of the group.
"Oh snap out of it Frank, we're free."
"Aww man, i liked you carrying me."
"No. We still have to find the bad guy."
"I'm thinking he's in there cuz that was a lot of blood," Hannah said as she pointed to the stadium.
"Let's head in then," Patrick said as they all walked in.

Notes

the blood's from all the women btw