Wut.

Okay, never, and I mean NEVER, have I ever touched my best friend like that. She looked at me, her eyes adopting a glassy look. "Um, I know you probably expected me to deny it, but it definitely wasn't me." She looked a little irritated by my bluntness. "And besides, I was sober the entire time-" "SO YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME?" She interrupted furiously. Okay no this is not the direction I had intended this would be heading.

"Okay, NO." I drew out the "ooo" in "no".
"What I'm saying is that you were drinking, underage, may I add, and you hit some guy up." She sat there processing this newfound information. "Hit some guy up?" She said suddenly. "Um... yeah. You know, the touchy-touch." She still remained passive. "He puts his wing wang in the wizard sleeve?" She surpressed a giggle at that one. "Heh. Yeah." She said quietly, smiling softly. "Hey, uh let's take a break. Do you want something to drink?" She asked. Suddenly, an awful memory came to mind.

*flashback to the party*

We just arrived and I could already tell this was going to suck ass. So many people. Some I recognized, others I didn't. It was a pretty even ratio. "C'mon Mikes, it'll be fuuun!" Rachel tugged on my sleeve. She looked very pretty in a black lace dress with black converse and a leather jacket. Her hair was perfectly curled softly at the ends, and she smelled really good.

I smiled down at her and agreed. I let her pull me into the huge house and as soon as we walked in, we went straight for the drinks. Several drinks later, we were real-talking about camels.

After arguing about whether or not the humps on camel's backs really held its pee so it wouldn't have to go for days, I looked at Rachel.

She looked right back at me, and my stupid mind, disoriented from the alcohol told me to kiss her. So I did. She kissed back, and things were going okay-ish. Bad, but fixable due to our strong friendship. That is, until she said the magic words that ruined everything. "Do you want something to drink?"

No I know what you're thinking. *high-pitched dramatic voice* "But Mikey, it's a simple yes or no question! How could tjat possibly damage anything anymore than you already ha-" Shut the hell up and listen.


Once we were up, we didn't stop moving. If Rachel hadn't suggested we get a drink, despite how piss drunk we both were, we wouldn't have ended up in a bedroom. And yes, this resulted in my putting my wing wang in the wizard sleeve.

*end of flashback*

This all came rushing back on me all at once. "Rachel!" I called. She turned around. "Hm?"

Okay shit deep breaths, Way.

"i-i did do it. I did get you pregnant."

Notes

HEY GUYS! So surpise! Sorry for the short update again. My computer is being a megaloderp. But don't you worry, I'm updating again AS WE SPEAK.

So as always, thanks for reading and feedback is always welcome!

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-Erinosaur <3