How Did We Get Here

It was really cold on my walk home. I did have a fucking short sleeve on. People were now giving me strange looks on the street. What the fuck did I do? I just sneered back at them and flicked a couple people off. Never seen a guy walking the street? Jesus it was cold! I walked past a news stand and looked at the paper and noticed it’s…fucking winter?? When did that happen? It was summer the last time I saw it. I looked up and saw the man running the news stand look at me funny.

“What the fuck are you looking at?” I said sneering at the man. He looked away quickly after I said that.
I started walking again back to my house. I turned the corner to my neighborhood and noticed a gate? I climbed over the fence, gate whatever and walked my way to my house. When I was standing in front of it I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Who the hell did this to my house!! It has peeling wallpaper and burnt marks. What the fuck? I went to open my door but noticed it was locked and I couldn’t get in. Oh my goooddd. What do I do now? I looked through my contacts in my phone to call someone but no one answered, but I haven’t tried Gerard’s number yet. I guess it’s worth a try.

RING RING

“Come on please pickup”

“Hello?”

“Gerard thank god!!! I need to ask for a favor.”

“What? That you missed my sexy body and want to see me again?”

“What?! No that’s not even close to what I was going to say.” Wow big ego much Gerard?

“Oh. Then what is it Fronk?”

“Ok I can’t get into my- wait. What did you just call me?”

“Fronk I think it suites you well. What? You don’t like it?”

“Not really, anyways. I can’t get into my house and I'm freezing my ass off as it is. Could you meet me by my place and help me open the door?”

“Aww poor little Fronkeh needs a strong man to come and open his door.”

“Yeah.” I said rolling my eyes “Anyways can you come by.”

“Yeah I guess I'm about to get off in like..well right now.”

“Oh and do you have a jacket or something I'm freezing.”

“There is no way in hell I'm giving you my jacket. I’ll just get you a shit load of napkins.”

“My hero.” I said rolling my eyes again and making sure Gerard knew I was.

“I know right. Now where do you live?”

“At the Salem Wood town homes.”

“You live there!!”

“Well yeah why.”

“It’s just no one has lived there in like forever.”

“Ok. Anyways just hurry up I'm cold.”

“Yeah, yeah I’ll hurry up.”

“Thank you so much.”

“You owe me got that?”

“Yeah sure whatever.” I hung up the phone and waited for Gerard.

~~~45 MINUTES LATER~~~

Here I am still waiting for Gerard about to give up but then I see him walk over with a.. fucking McDonalds bag?

“What the fuck dude!! I have been waiting here for almost an hour.”

“What? I was hungry and shut the hell up because I got you something also.”

“I don’t want food I want to be able to go in my house and get warm.”

“Yeah, yeah whatever. Hey McDonalds always warms me up.”

“Just ughhh I don’t care. Help me get the door open.”

“Fine. I know exactly how to fix this problem. Now you see Fronk you have to have skills in opening a door. Like this” Gerard raised his foot and smashed the door handle and the door broke off.

“Gerard!!!!”

“What I helped you out. See that right there.” He pointed to the smashed up door on the ground.

”I learned that in my defense class.” I looked at him like he was crazy. “What you never know what creep will touch this sexy body.” I scoffed at his comment.

“Look I said I wanted to get warm but I guess I can’t now because YOU SMASHED MY FUCKING DOOR DOWN!”

“Hey I didn’t have to come and be your prince in shining armor.”

“Just come on I need to get a pair of clothes and my phone charger and I will have to go to a motel.” I grabbed Gerard’s arm and yanked him which caused him to drop his food.

“But my McDonalds!!”

“We will get it when we come out ok?” Gerard glared at me

“You owe me 7 bucks!”

“Yeah and you owe me a new door.” Gerard paused and accepted defeat

“Touché”

“Just come on” We walked into my home and looked around.

“Spooky..” Gerard said eating something. I turned around to face him

“What are you eating?”

“Fwench fwies.” French fries are what Gerard meant if he didn’t have his mouth full. I went into his pocket and grabbed the fries and ate them. “Hey!! You said you didn’t want them!”

“I didn’t say I didn’t want them I just wasn’t worried about it.”

“*cough*bullshit*cough*” I turned around and glared at him and he looked back at me with the expression like ‘I don’t know who said that? Weird’
We climbed up the stairs to my room and Gerard stopped walking.

“Gerard. What the fuck are you doing now?”

“I'm looking at this black ball on the ceiling……Imma poke it with a french fry.” I turned around and Gerard was almost near the ball.

“No Gerard don’t touch-“

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OFF GET OFF I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE A BAT!” Gerard freaked out and crouched on the ground with his jacket over his head.

“Oh .. my….god. Your such a dumbass*laughing*You should have seen your face*Laughing*” I was now on the floor laughing my ass off.

“Is he gone?”

“Yes you dumbfuck AHAHA!!”

“Ha-ha very funny let’s just get your shit and go.”

“Ok.. Ok I'm good WOOO that was funny.” I was trying to catch my breath after that incident.

“Black ball on the ceiling. Wooowww.”

“It could have eaten me!!”

“And I would be so happy if he did.” Gerard stopped. I turned around and saw him glaring at me.

“What?”

“You’re an ass.”

“Whatever come on my room is right here.”

“Hey remember how I told you I know self-defense, well if you try to pull anything I will use it on you.”

“Ok Gerard.” I opened the door to my room and dust was everywhere. You could even see it floating in the light from the moon.

“Jesus Frank! When was the last time you were here?”

“Just yesterday and it wasn’t like this.” I walked into my closet and looked for some clothes. I heard a noise down stairs. “Gerard what are you doing now?”

“Nothing I’m just standing here.” I turned around and noticed Gerard right next to the doorway.

“Oh sorry I guess I'm hearing things.” I was now in my bathroom getting my toothbrush when I heard Gerard freak out.

“Ummm Frank??”

“What?”

“Come here.” I walked out of my bathroom and looked at Gerard

“What?”

“L-L-L-Look.” He pointed to the other side of my bed. I walked over to the side and saw a fucking skeleton.

“What the fuck!!” I screeched. I looked at Gerard and noticed a terrified expression on his face also.

“You ready to go?”

“Yeah.” I said nodding frantically “But I can’t find my phone charger.”

“Damn it Frank forget about the charger and lets go.”

“Okay,okay” We started walking very quickly down the steps and to the door when all of a sudden the door came forward and was put back on the hinges and shut us out.

“AHHH” Me and Gerard screamed simultaneously. We grabbed on to each other for dear lives. We then ran over to the back door and it was then locked.

“Oh hell no I am not going to be stuck in here. Fuck that shit.” Gerard said in a sassy voice. He picked up a heavy object.

“Gerard what the fuck are you-“ CLASH glass shattered everywhere from the rock Gerard threw at the window.

“Come on!” I followed after Gerard and climbed out the window. We were running for our dear lives and made it out to the front yard. We were half way out of the main road when Gerard screamed out.

“My McDonalds!!!”

“Gerard what the fuck! Come on!”

“No! I’m not wasting my goddamn 7 dollars! I’M COMING BABY!”


“Damn it Gerard.” I saw him run back to the front yard and tried to grab the bag when it all of a sudden moved back

“Give*tug* me *tug* back my *tug* MCDONALDS!!” Gerard finally got the bag and got up quickly. He ran over to me and started walking like he accomplished something.

“Haha no one is going to get my- WAAA” Gerard yelled out when he tripped over onto the road face first. I walked over to him to see if he was okay.

“Gerard you dumbass.” I knelt down to him “Are you okay?”

“Yeah I think so.” Gerard moved his hand to his nose and let out a high pitched scream. “My face, my sexy face. *GASP * My McDonalds!” Gerard’s nose was leaking blood now and his McDonalds was all over the road.

“Just here.” I grabbed a napkin that came out of the bag and gave it to him. “Just put your head down and use this to stop the blood.”

“I thought you were supposed to put your head up when your nose bled.” Gerard said in an even nasally voice.

“Whatever just come and walk with me to the nearest motel.”

“Um hey Frank about that. If you want to you can um come over to my place because first you don’t have any money.” Gerard said pointing to my pockets “And second I'm still pretty freaked out about that whole skeleton shit. So um yeah.” Was he really asking me to stay at his house?

“No Gerard It’s fine.”

“Please Frank!! I’m pretty scared to be honest.”

“Haha okay fine because wittle Geeward is scared.”

“Yeah, yeah. Come on.” We then walked into a street that was pretty familiar. After a long silence I decided to say something.

“Hey Gerard?” Gerard hummed back to me to let me know he was listening. “Thanks for letting me stay at your place and sorry about your McDonalds and your nose and about that bat and-“

“You’re welcome and I am still pretty upset about that McDonalds.” Gerard pouted.

“Wow.” I chuckled. Maybe Gerard isn’t that bad.

Notes

So yeah I guess I will continue with this. Wow 1,777 words. I have a really weird sense of humor so I apologize for the bad "jokes" I wrote in this chapter. Remember to vote,comment, and subscribe. Have a good day!
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