Land of Teenage Dirtbags

I groggily walk into the cafeteria for breakfast, everyone else is already eating. I grab some food and take my spot between Frank and Dan.

"Good morning sunshine!" Dan laughs.

"Meh," I groan with my mouth full of food.
I continue eating until I notice almost everyone at the table is watching me.

"What?"

"Nothi-" Jack starts before being cut off by Ashley.

"Why didn't you tell me about you and Alex?!" Ashley shouts at me. I feel my face heat up and everybody watches me and Alex.

"What?" Frank turns to me.

"Why didn't you at least tell me??" Dan asks.

"Because I-"

"Because it hasn't even been that long," Alex answers without looking up from his plate.
The table is silent until Mikey breaks the silence.

"You know, Leda, I admit I didn't really expect your lip ring to feel like that," Mikey states.

"Huh?" I look over at him.

"When we kissed." Alex glares at him for a second and Mikey suppresses a smile.

"It was like your lips were warm and soft and your piercing was just cooler."

"Mikey," Alex says frustrated.

"I kind of liked it, to be honest."

"Mikey fucking Way," Alex steams standing up abruptly.

"What?" He laughs. "Jealous 'cause I got to take your girlfriend's lip virginity?"
Alex and I aren't even really dating, so I don't really understand why he's getting upset.
Alex grabs a pancake off his plate and mashes it into Mikey's hair. Syrup and everything. They get into some kind of weakling fight, throwing punches that don't seem very affective.
I get up and dispose of my plate before walking past them and out the door. I stretch and jump as someone squeezes my sides, making me let out a small yelp. I look over and see Frank followed by Danny.

"Why didn't you tell me as soon as it happened?!" Dan questions as the three of us walk aimlessly.

"Because it hasn't happened," I answer.

"But Mikey said Alex admitted it...?" Frank asks, obviously confused.

"Okay," I sigh, "what happened was Mikey asked me out, and I didn't know how to say 'no' without hurting him. Then Alex comes out of nowhere and tells Mikey we're already dating."

"Oh so you're still single," Frank asks with a hint of question in his voice.

"Yeah," I reply.

"Told you Alex wanted to bang you!" Dan laughs.

"Are you kidding? Gerard would bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!" Frank exclaims making my face heat up to bright red.
They both laugh at my red face which only makes it worse.

"She totally wants to bang him, too," Dan says after calming her laughter.

"What? No! Maybe. A little," I respond trailing off at the end.

"I'm totally telling him you want his dick," Frank nudges me with his elbow and laughs.

"No!" I yell. "I will kill you and hide your body in Mexico..."
He gives me a weird look and doesn't say anything.

"Hey you guys wanna go to the tree house and see when everyone else shows up?" Dan asks out of the blue.

"Sure," I agree.

"Wait, so, are you and Alex like pretending to date now?" Frank asks as we walk to the tree house.

"I don't know," I answer honestly.

"Because it'll be kind of hard to fuck Gerard while you're with Alex."

"Who says I'm gonna fuck Gerard?" I shriek quietly.

"Me," Frank answers. "Dan and I are gonna make sure you guys frick frack by the end of the month."

"Are you kidding? I totally ship her with Alex," Dan argues.

"No one asked if you wanted to or not," Frank snaps back.
We climb into the tree house and head for the alcohol. After we start to get tipsy everyone else shows up, joining us.
We're all almost full out drunk an Rian and Dan are in the corner making out and getting horny.
I sit next to Frank, Zack, Alex, and Jack and we're just daring each other to do stupid and pointless things.

"Dare you to kiss Leda," Zack slurs to I'm not even sure who. Jack starts to lean in before Alex pulls my face towards him and kisses me deeply. Jack pulls his head back and moves on from that little rejection.
Someone gets the idea to play spin-the-bottle and everyone agrees, except Ray who goes to bed (since he has a girlfriend). We put the bottle in middle of our poorly-made circle and Mikey spins it since he's the youngest. It lands on Gerard and he spins again (no waycest yo) this time landing on Ashley. He gives her a shy uninterested kind of kiss before blushing and hiding behind his knees. Gerard goes next and it spins for a while.
It spins and spins...
before landing on me.

Notes

I keep almost falling asleep so goodnight, see you guys tomorrow. Or today, or whenever you read this.