Wild eyed jokers

I woke up to the sun shining directly in my face. Fan-fucking-tastic. The door to my room opened and I threw my hand over my eyes. "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" two annoyingly... annoying? girls jumped on my bed and shouted in my face. "No, No and No" I groaned and rolled over, lying with my face in the pillows. "Come on Harls! You know what day it is!" Pamela rubbed my back. Jaina laid down next to me, her face in the pillows as well. "I don't know Pama, this seems really comfy" Jay said into the pillow. Pamela jumped a little on the bed and landed face down beside Jay. The sun was burning into my back, I hate the sun. TRUE FACT.

I pointed to the window, "KILL THE DEVIL!" I shouted, still having my face in the pillow. "You mean the thing that is bright and yellow and always comes up in the morning only to go down at night? Yeah, that's the sun baby girl" Selina said. I popped my head out from the pillows and looked up at her. "Hey Sel" I smiled and she walked over to my bed, her arms crossed and her hip jutted out "Hey honey"

"Pama? Can you close the window before I murder someone" I winced from the light getting in my eyes. "Sure" she rolled off the bed and shut the curtains, I smiled at the room getting darker.

I jumped off the bed and twirled around. "The sun burns" I mumbled happily and walked into my en suite. "You know whenever you say things like that people think we're vampires even more" I could basically hear Selina's eyes roll. I laughed. "I'm having a shower" I shouted into my room. Everyone got out of my room and Jay closed the door, not before giving me a wide grin. The warm water felt nice and I decided to wash my hair. My hair was crazy, I loved it. Half was red and the other half was black.

I was thinking about re-dying it today, I know it's stupid that I'm washing my hair now but I had some knots that weren't going to come out with a hairbrush and a smile. I combed my fingers through my hair as I applied some conditioner. Once I was done I leaned against the wall, just taking in the warmth of the water. 'You know what day it is!' Pamela's voice was echoing through my head. Why? What's today? I turned the shower off and wrapped myself in a nice warm red towel. I padded out of the en suite and into my room. I opened my closet and picked out a pair of blood red jeans, a Fall out boy band shirt and my favourite leather jacket. What is today? I thought.

I got dressed and picked out my accessories, a simple gold heart and a few bracelets I got from our fans. I brushed my hair and did a cat eye with my black eyeliner. I put some red lipstick on and went down the hallway. What's so important about today? I hopped down the stairs. "Well... what do we have here?" Selina's creepy boyfriend was in the living room and he was trying to flirt with me again.

"Fuck off" I flipped him off and went into the kitchen. I brewed a fresh pot of coffee and saw the girls outside in the backyard, they were chasing each other and falling over a lot. I smiled and heard the 'ding' to the coffee. Just as I reached up for a cup in the top cupboard, I felt a pair of hands touch my ass and wrap around my waist. I pulled away from the arms and saw Selina's creepy boyfriend. "What the hell?" I backed away and he smiled at me.

"Let's have some fun, we don't need to tell Selina" He raised an eyebrow at me and I shivered in disgust. "Get the FUCK out of my house RIGHT NOW!" I shouted, the girls came inside just in time for my outburst. "Robbie, whats going on?" Selina looked back and forth between myself and Robert.

"I honestly don't know! I just asked if she needed any help and then she raged at me" He put on a sad face and Selina glared at me. I felt a lump of rage boil up my throat. "You lying son of a bitch! You touched me you asshole!" I pointed at him. I watched as Selina went next to Robbie. "You know, sometimes I think you're telling the truth... but right now you're just jealous that I have a boyfriend and you don't" Selina huffed and grabbed Robert's hand while storming off to the front door. "Fuck you too" I screamed as they walked out the door.

I glanced at Pamela and she gave me a sympathetic smile. "Anyone want some coffee?" I grabbed myself a cup and heard Jaina say a quiet "Yes please"

Selina and myself have always been best friends, she was the pain to my ass, the son to my of bitch, the ass to my hole. We always saw eye to eye. The fans loved us, they even made a whole fandom on us, Helina or Harina or Seley. They all sounded like horrible diseases. I will admit that I have read a few of the fanfics made. It started off with a kiss... HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS!? IT WAS ONLY A KISS! IT WAS ONLY A- Okay off track. I wanted to annoy all the homophobes that came to our shows, so a simple kiss was what I did.

It's a tradition now... Weird huh?

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Hey, my name is Harley Quinn. Yes thank you for telling me that my name is from BALdisiofgpioed. Good on you. My parents were big fans and oefhiorfgjio. Anyway to the good stuff. I went to this high school, it was called Belleville (still is). I never really had many friends, everyone picked on me for my name. They called me a clown or a silly bitch. There was this one girl that always called me a pig and all the names under the big fucking radiation ball in the sky. It wasn't until the end of junior year when I met them.

The outcasts, like me. We were judged and frowned upon because of our 'silly' names and outrageous music taste. I dropped out of school along with my group of jokers: Selina, Edward, Jaina and Pamela. We started a band and got famous really quick. Our record deal was upgraded and now we are known world-wide. I should be in my final year of high school, I dropped out a year ago. It took ONE year for our band to get WORLD FUCKING WIDE BITCHES.

Excuse my language. *cough* anyway, so my band is called 'Wild eyed Jokers'. Jay came up with it after watching a TV ad... I think it was Taco bell or something like that. How? I don't know ask her. How can you ask her if she... oh god. So cutting to the chase, my old high school rang me. They asked us if we could 'Play for our Halloween party' and that they would pay us for it. They said it would be great for a band that came famous from our school (Pfft... whatever) could play and be a future 'inspiration' for 'future bands'.

Sorry if I come off as a rude, stuck up, ass, clown but I hated this school. When I was bullied they did nothing. Day after day, I would show up in the office crying my heart out and all I got was a pat on the back and a polluted smile. "It's fine" they said, "It's only a little comment" A little... Right, calm down Harley.

Well since we got famous we have gotten a lot of attention from back home, people that bullied me are in love with me. Can't wait to see the pig calling girl, give her my two cents I will. So there is my life story on a platter. Thank you for flying with air loser, please compliment the fuck ups on the way out.


***

The front door opened and a tear stained Selina walked inside. I pushed myself off the couch and rushed to her side. I wrapped my arms around her and she cried into my shirt. "Y-You were right Harley, H-he was... Oh god" She sobbed and I tightened the hug. "Hey... shh, it's okay. Don't worry about him. He's just a jerk anyway" I soothed. I ushered her to the couch where a worried Pamela was. Jay came into the living room with a cup of hot chocolate and a smile.

"Here, have this sweetie" Jay handed the cup to Selina and she gladly took it. Two pink marshmallows were floating around in the cup. Selina sniffled and put on a small smile. "Thank you Jay, you always know how to make me happy" she wiped her eyes and took a sip of the hot chocolate. "Hey, you want to go out tonight?" I asked the girls and they smiled.

Edward finally came down the stairs. "Hey Riddle, you finally show your face" I grinned and he shook his head. "You know me! Always working on nothing" He smiled and plopped himself next to me on the couch. "You okay Kitty?" He sat forward with concern filled eyes. Kitty (Selina) Smiled and nodded her head. We all sat there on the couch, watching TV and drinking apple juice. Yeah I kind of found a bottle of Apple juice in my fridge...


"So as I was saying, do you guys want to go out tonight?" I repeated and everyone nodded their heads. "Well... Let's go!" I jumped up and grabbed my keys. "No use sitting on the couch, acting like a bunch of sad saps watching tv and feeling sorry about themselves! Let's Party!" I cheered and ran out the front door. Laughter followed behind me and I jumped into my car. The car was soon filled up and off we went. I blasted some music and went to the Starbucks down the road. Everyone laughed and I smiled.

"What? This place is so hardcore, I mean come on! Have you heard the music they play in that place?" Edward rolled his eyes at me and I got out. We went inside the warm store and I instantly smelt the coffee, weird huh? Coffee in Starbucks? Never in my wildest dreams (SARCASM!!!).

I strutted toward the counter and heard Pamela giggle at me being ridiculous. I flashed her a smile and a wink and she laughed harder. "Good evening, what can I get you?" The lady at the counter asked. "Good evening to yourself honey buns, I would like a... um, Mocha with an extra shot of coffee thank you!" I grinned at her and she pushed her thick rimmed glasses up. "Sure, what's your name?" She asked. "Harley Quinn" I smiled and she stopped writing.

"Harley Quinn?" She asked quietly. "Yep, My parents were HUGE batman fans" I rolled my eyes. "No, Harley Quinn as THE Harley Quinn" She emphasized the 'The'.

"Yeah that's me! Why do you ask?" I watched as her eyes widened. She ran toward a door and I turned around to face the girls. I gave them a weird look, "A fan" Jay mouthed at me. "Oh" I looked around the room and saw a group of guys in the corner, they were laughing and one pouted. I smirked and heard the door the lady exited out of open once again. Two girls ran out and jumped up and down on the spot.

"Oh my god! Edward! I love you!" one squealed. I faced Edward and wiggled my eyebrows at him. "Quack" He said and I closed my eyes and shook my head while laughing. We gave the girls our autograph and sat down at a booth with our coffees. "Well that was interesting" Selina smiled and sipped her drink. The laughter in the corner of the room got louder. I furrowed my eyebrows and ignored it. "So, tomorrow. We have to get Jay's costume and Edwards Jacket from the costume place. I got a-" I got cut off by the loud talking coming from the group of guys in the corner.

I groaned in frustration. "Hold on a second" I got up from the booth and stomped over to the table that the group was seated at. The guys hushed when they saw me standing behind them. "Can you please speak a little louder? I'm pretty sure the Eskimos in Antarctica couldn't hear you!" I sassed. They froze and stared at me with wide eyes. "What? Did I speak too quietly for you?" I said. They looked at each other then back at me. "Just keep it down, for god's sake please" I went back to my table and Selina bursted into laughter. She held her hand out to me and I high fived it.

"That was perfect. Holy shit" she calmed down and I continued my conversation. "So, I got a phone call yesterday from the costume place, they said that I should pick them up tomorrow" We stayed there for a little longer. Edward was tapping the table lightly, obviously missing his PlayStation, I bought him the new PS4 the other day. New games and everything.

I smacked his hand lightly and he pouted at me. "Can we go home now?" He whined. "Soon" I smiled and his face changed to that of excitement. We finished our coffees and our conversations were slowly coming to an end. I thought the group of guys were gone, they were so quiet. When we decided to leave I told the girls to meet me at the car, Edward went outside to call his 'sought of but really' girlfriend. One more drink of their delicious coffee and I should be okay until tomorrow. I went to the counter and smiled at the girl. She blushed and I ordered. "Thank you"

I stepped back and waited. I felt a hand tap me on the shoulder. A guy with red messy hair and a pixie type face smiled at me. "Hello?" I held back a smile and he looked down at his hands before glancing at me. "Hi, my name is Gerard. These are my friends, we just wanted to apologize for earlier. We didn't mean to annoy you" He nervously laughed.

"Oh no! It's fine. I just got a little pissy, that's all. Thanks for apologizing though" I smiled my signature smile. He looked down at his hands and then looked up at me once more. "Uh... This probably sounds lame and all but do you want to sit with us while you wait?" He coughed into his hand. I smirked and nodded, "Sure, take me to your people" I laughed and he went over to a stunned group of guys.

"Hey, can I sit here?" I asked, I was standing in front of an empty seat. No one answered me so I awkwardly stood there, not sure if I should sit down or not. "Sure, go ahead" Gerard said after frowning at the group and doing a few signals with his hands. I snorted and sat in the seat. I looked around the table. There was one guy that stood out to me, he had wild hair. "May I ask where you go to get your hair done?" I smiled and he laughed. "It's natural" He said after a while. "Lucky you!" I grinned and continued "I should probably introduce myself, The name is Harley Quinn" I smiled and the group nodded casually like they already knew. "Fans?" I asked and they nodded once more.

"What's your names?" I asked, trying to strike up a conversation. Gerard coughed, trying to tell the guys to speak up but then rolled his eyes at the failed attempt. "Well this is My brother Mikey, Ray is the guy with the natural hair and this is Frank" Gerard pointed to a guy that was staring right at me, he had pretty hazel eyes and a cute smile. His hair was half shaved off, it was black and the sides were red. I studied his face quickly before looking away. "What are you guys doing here?" I asked, keeping my focus away from Frank.

"We were getting Halloween costumes and decided to get some coffee" Ray smiled at me. "Cool, what are you guys going to be?" I pulled my mobile out and texted Edward.
'Change of plans, take the girls home' I texted.

"Well I'm going as Batman, Mikey is going as Robin, Ray is going to be two-face and The joker shall be played by the lovely Frank" Gerard smiled at Frank and he looked at the table, a small smile tugging at his lips. "I'm going to my old high school, they're doing this party thing or whatever. I'm going as, well Harley Quinn" I said. Ray nudged Frank in the ribs. "What?" Frank frowned at Ray, Ray wiggled his eyebrows like I did to Eddie. I looked down at my phone.

'I don't have the keys' Edward's text read. 'Come and get 'em ;)' I sent back. After a couple of seconds the bell to the door rung. Edward strolled in and he stood next to me.

"Keys" He held his hand out to me. "What's the magic word Riddle?" I teased him, dangling the car keys off my pointer finger. He rolled his eyes, "Please?"

"No, the magic word is fuck off" I handed him the keys and he furrowed his eyebrows. "Those are two words though" I sighed and face palmed myself. Why did he have to ruin my bad ass moment? I heard a couple of people chuckle. "Just go Eddie" I laughed and he bent down to kiss me on the cheek. "Don't stay out too late Harls, BIG day tomorrow" He backed out of the coffee shop. "I promise, Bye!" I called out to him. He waved and ran towards my car.

"Are you and Edward... you know?" Ray asked quietly. "What? No! No way! We just live together" I pushed the thought away and turned to see Frank still watching me. I must admit that he was attractive, I'd be lying if I said he wasn't. I leaned forward and stared back, my head resting on my hands. "Like what you see pretty boy?" I winked at him and he blushed. The guys chuckled and I smirked. "Speak! Before I behead you in a bear hug!" I stretched my arms out, telling him that I wasn't kidding. "I wouldn't mind" He said, I smiled at the sound of his voice. "There we go!" I cheered. Frank looked up from his hands and he grinned, his eyes sparkling.

"Queen Harley Quinn" The lady at the counter called to me. I chuckled and grabbed my coffee, "Thanks sweet cheeks" I grabbed my coffee and went back to my seat. "So, what are we doing tonight?" I asked while drinking my second coffee. The guys looked at each other dubiously before staring at me. "You want to hang out with us?" Gerard asked. He looked at me like I killed a whole family of puppies in front of him and then threw them at his face. "Yeah, you guys seem pretty cool. Why not?" I rested back in my chair. I'm not lying, I really wanted to be their friend. They didn't seem like killers, plus they seemed like my age.


Mikey, Gerard's brother finally looked up at me. "Do you want to watch a couple of movies?" He asked shyly. "Sure! What genre?" I asked, I squinted my eyes at him. "Horror" He smiled at my reaction. "Hell yeah! Do you have a space in your car for me?" I asked and he nodded. "Awesome! Then it's settled" I got off my seat and linked my arm with Mikey. He tensed up before blushing and relaxing. He turned away to face his brother and Gerard laughed silently at him.

***

I plopped down on a random couch and relaxed a little. This place was lovely, I almost forgot that two guys lived here. "Are you sure a woman isn't living here?" I asked once again, Mikey sat beside me, I think he's really warmed up to me. Gerard and Ray sat on the couch next to the one I was on. There was only one seat left for Frank, that was beside me. I patted the couch and he akwardly sat next to me.

Mike got up and place a disk in the DVD player. I moved a little closer to Frank and picked up a blanket under the coffee table, I un-folded it and placed it on myself, Mike and Frank's legs (When Mikey sat down. He doesn't have a stretchy Mr. Fantastic body where he can still sit down while doing the gardeing outside). The blanket was soft and big. The movie began and 'The silence of the lambs' started.

***

By the end of the movie I was curled up onto Frank and Mikey was snuggling into my side. By the sounds of the tiny snoring, I think Mikey fell asleep on me. I had my eyes closed and was too tired to move. "Are they seriously asleep?" I could hear Gerard ask. I kept my eyes closed and slid my arm around Frank's waist. He stiffened a little before touching my arm. I felt someone shaking Mike and heard him groan a little. "Come on bud, time for bed" Gerard cooed. I then felt a bunch of cool air rush to my legs and hips where the blanket fell off.

"Do you want me to wake her up?" Ray's voice said from across the room. "No, it's fine. She looks too comfy to go. I'll just crash on the couch with her" Frank yawned. I smiled a little. "Use protection" Gerard called from upstairs. Frank laughed a little and I heard someone else go up the stairs, I think it might have been Ray. Of course it was, Mikey and Gerard just went up.

Frank gently moved me as he lifted his legs up onto the comfy couch, slightly sliding down so his head was next to mine. Damn this couch was big, I didn't realise that until now. He wrapped his arms around me and kissed my forehead. Okay, I know I just met these guys, they seem cool and all but woah. I guess they already knew me... I mean when you become famous anyone can learn your whole life story. I shrugged it off and fell asleep in his arms.

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