Don't Stand So Close To Me

“Gerard? What the fuck?” Frank spun around, his eyes widening.

“PANTS!” Mr. Way screamed, covering his eyes with his hands. I took it as my chance to run across the room and grab a towel from the shelf. Frank grabbed his pants off the floor and frantically put them back on.

Mr. Way uncovered his eyes.
“What the actual fuck is going on here?” He looked half angry, half shocked, and 100% mortified.

“Mr. Way, I can explain!” I shrieked, tightening the towel around my body.

“Mr. Way? Oh shit you’re a teacher now?” Frank looked astonished. HOW COULD HE BE SO CALM RIGHT NOW?

“How do you two know each other?” I whispered. I hid behind Frank now, clutching his back.

“What the hell are you thinking Frank? She’s underage! I could have you arrested right now, not just for this, but for breaking and entering!” The words fell out of Mr. Way’s mouth as he was realizing the complexity of the situation.

“Chill out Gee. You’ve done way worse, may I remind you.” Frank’s tone was now bored and uninterested.

“In high school. We’re not kid’s anymore, shit like this isn’t okay! Do you think it’s right that I just saw a student naked?” Mr. Way snapped.

“You didn’t mind the panties...” I mumbled to myself. Frank snapped around at this comment, his eyebrows furrowed together furiously.

“He’s seen you in your panties?” He suddenly looked as if he was on the verge of exploding. Not in the yay I’m so excited kind of way, but in the hulk smash I’m going to kill someone kind of way.

“N-No!” I waved my hands in denial.

“Yes.” Mr. Way chuckled. My mouth hung open and I stared at him in disbelief. What could he possibly have gained from saying that?

Before I could respond, Frank ran towards Mr. Way, his fist making contact with his face. I screamed, almost dropping my towel.

“FRANK! What the fuck are you doing!?” I ran over to them, Frank now grasping Mr. Way’s collar and throwing him across the room.

“Is this some kind of revenge plot? Are you still not over that shit Way?” Frank growled at him. I wrapped my arms around Frank from behind in an attempt to restrain him.

I saw Mr. Way stand up, spitting blood on to the floor. His face was suddenly overcome with anger. He kicked his shoes off and took his shirt off, lunging at Frank and wrestling him to the floor.

I yelped, letting go of my very pointless hold on Frank and stumbling back about 5 steps.

“Y-You guys STOP! What the hell is wrong with you!?” I flailed, trying to get their attention. There was no getting through to them, it’s almost as if I had to let them fight it out. Instead of being the annoying bitch that sits there and screams while two guys fight I sat down on a stool and watched, sighing and mumbling to myself.

Mr. Way had the upper hand for the first few punches but then Frank managed to push him off and get on top of him. If they weren’t being so violent, I could almost compare it to a gay porno. They were both only wearing pants after all. I don’t even know why Mr. Way took his shirt off, as if he can’t fight with it on. Who did he think he was, The Hulk? Wolf boy? This isn’t twilight what’s up with that shit.

Frank punched Mr. Way twice before he brought his hands to his neck, firmly grasping it. At this point I shot up out of my seat, running over to Frank and pulling at his arms.

“WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL HIM?” I screamed, attempting to free Mr. Way to no avail.

“YES.” Frank answered, his grasp tightening on Mr. Way’s neck. I screamed again in panic as Mr. Way started coughing and struggling to breathe. Okay, NOW I understood why the annoying girls scream like idiots in movies.

I took a step back and lunged forward with all my strength to knock Frank off him. In the process my towel fell off, leaving me bare. I scurried back, my hands attempting to cover my breasts.

Frank still had a firm grasp on Mr. Way’s neck and had barely moved. It was like a mouse trying to move a rhino.

However, at this point Frank stopped squeezing and him and Mr. Way looked over to me. They both gaped like high school boys and their first playboy magazine.

“Okay, SERIOUSLY? It takes a naked girl to stop you two from killing each other?” I snapped.

This made Frank look back down to Mr. Way, who was evidently in lala land.

“DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT HER!” He yelled, resuming his attempt to choke him to death.

“Fuck. You.” Mr. Way hissed, making several attempts to kick Frank off of him.

“SHIT.” I returned to their side, pulling Frank in every direction to no avail. I looked around the room to see if I could find anything to help me.

It was a nurse’s office, there wasn’t a lot I could grab except a first aid kit. I spotted a bucket near me and crawled over to it, my eyes then shot up to the door inside the office that read ‘TOILET’. I grabbed the bucket, running over to the door and swinging it open.

It was indeed a bathroom; I ran inside, placing the bucket under the sink’s faucet and turning it on. By the time the bucket was filled and I’d made my way back over to them their positions had switched and Mr. Way was now the one choking Frank.

“GOD DAMMIT! STOP IT!” I screamed, emptying the bucket over their bodies.

Now why did I think that would get their attention.

They continued to fight, ignoring my efforts. I looked around the room again, trying to think fast. Suddenly I remembered something I saw in a scary movie where a girl was trying to fight off an axe murderer rapist.

My eyes widened and I ran over to Mr. Way’s side. First giving a strong tug at his arms to see if he’d listen to me. Fuck, he was as stubborn as Frank.

“Please forgive me Mr. Way.” I whimpered before biting down on his shoulder as hard as I possibly could. He screamed in pain, letting go of his hold on Frank.

Frank took this as his chance to push Mr. Way off him, but just as he was going to jump on him I jumped in between, getting on top of Mr. Way instead. We were all now a naked sandwich.

Before any of us could react, I heard footsteps running down the hall. My eyes widened in fear.

“Lana what do you think you’re doing?!“ Frank fumed as he realized what I'd done. I tried to ignore the fact I was pressed between two shirtless men, naked, to warn them of the approaching person.

“There’s someone com-“ My words were cut off by the gasp of a familiar older woman standing in the doorway. It was Mrs. Smith, the school librarian.

Well, too late.

“Oh! Oh heaven’s! I thought I heard fighting. I thought-! Mr. Way! What on earth!” Mrs. Smith suddenly fainted with a jumble of gasps and ‘Oh no’s!’ escaping her mouth. It was just too much for the poor woman to take in. My guess, she thought she’d just walked in on a student-teacher orgy.

She hit the floor almost immediately, I could see from where I was standing her head banged against the corner of a table on her way down. This produced a huge cracking sound that resounded throughout the entire room.

We all looked at each other almost simultaneously, our expressions reading something like ‘Oh shit’. I squirmed my way out of the man sandwich, running over to her unconscious body.

“MRS. SMITH! Mrs. Smith are you alright?!” I called to her; she was unresponsive. Frank and Mr. Way seemed to remain petrified and I groaned. Why was it the 17-year old girl had to be the adult in the situation!?

I lifted her head, shuttering as I felt wetness spill through my hands, I looked down to see a puddle of blood forming. I let out a small scream and tilted her head back to check her airway for breathing. Something wasn’t right. Did her neck snap?

I pressed my ear to her chest, my fingers simultaneously reaching for her wrist to check for a pulse. Nothing.

“Sh-She’s dead!” I shrieked.

Notes

Hello hello helllooo! So very sorry I've been absent for a couple days! Things got extremely busy, and I had people over. But I present to you the next update <3 MERRY CHRISTMAS! I hope you all have/had a wonderful day and ate lots of wonderful food. Consider this my present to you ; D mwuahaha. Again, thanks so much for reading and for all the support I nearly lost it when I saw this on the popular page. THANK YOU! You guys are amazing! I really never thought I'd have this many people reading my crappy fanfiction ! And all your comments bring me so much joy, it really motivates me to write!

What could have happened to Gerard and Frank in the past to make them so angry at each other? What will they all do now that they have a body on their hands? Leave your comments below!

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