(A/N: omg all the LANFRED comments made me so happy hahah! This one's for you guys. But I promise there'll be a proper Lanfred chapter in the future!)

“You’ve got nice titssssss.” Gerard smirked.

“Oh, shhhhhhhhhhh. Like you haven’t seen them beforeeee.” I laughed.

“That was diferrenttttt, Frank pounded my face in everytime I looked!” He gave an annoyed expression and I gasped really loudly.

“Oh my gawd!”

“WAaaaht? What happened?” He stumbled around groggily.

“I can’t dooo thissss. I’m in a relationship with Frank!!” I screamed.

“Well, it’s a little too late for that princess.” Gerard broke down laughing and snorting.

“Heheh, I know right I’m so fucked.” I broke down laughing as well.

“Shhh. Shhh. Shhhhhhh. I think I hear someone coming.” He sneered.

“Oh my gosh we need to put our clothes on!” I scurried over to the floor to retrieve my bra and shirt.

I’m pretty sure I hooked my bra on wrong but I was dressed and hiding under Gerard’s desk when his door opened.

“Gerard,” A familiar voice spoke.

I could hear Gerard scurrying around but didn’t want to look in case it was someone I knew.

“Frankieeeeee! Hey budddyyy!”

Oh shit.

“The fuck is wrong with you. Have you seen Lana? She’s missing. We’re were supposed to have lessons after school and she’s not picking up her phone.” He sighed.

“Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.” I heard Gerard say.

“What the fuck does that mean? Get it together man.”

I accidentally banged my head on the desk when I tried to change sitting positions and the room went quiet.

“What was that?” Frank said.

“A CAT.” Gerard bursted out in hysterical laughter.

I heard footsteps walking towards the desk and I covered my eyes in fear.

“Oh guys, really?” Frank groaned and grabbed my arm, pulling me out from under the desk.

“Y-You’re not mad?” I started to cry.

“I am. At Gerard, not you. Let’s just go home yeah?”

“NOO. You don’t understand we kissed and then-!” I broke down sobbing.

“And then what?” Frank sighed.

“And then our shirts came off but- THAT’S IT I SWEAR. I SNAPPED OUT OF IT!” I yelled in horror.

“Alright love. Let’s go home, you’re going to start tripping balls if you don’t calm down.” He furrowed his eyebrows at me.

“FRAAANK! BUT I’M A BAD PERSONNNN.” I started sobbing.

“No you’re not. I’ve done a lot worse things when I was high, you’re young. I’m not going to blame you. Let’s go.” He began dragging me towards the door.

“So- you just don’t care?!” I sobbed harder.

“I do. But this is child’s play. At least you didn’t try to hide it. I’m not going to be mad can’t you just drop it?” He frowned.

“FRAAAAANK. I’M SO SORRRRRY!” I shrieked and sobbed into his chest.

“Ugh for heaven’s sake.” He pushed me away and stalked over to Gerard, before I could stop him he punched Gerard directly in the nose, causing him fall over on his ass.

“Happy?” He turned to me boredly.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!” I cried even louder and harder than before.

“You’re so fucking lucky I love you.” He dragged a hand down his face.
I thought he was going to hit him again when all of a sudden he picked Gerard up by his collar and pushed him against a wall, crashing his lips against his.

My jaw dropped, he separated from him and turned to face me.

“See? Now I’ve kissed him too. Nothing to feel bad about.” He gave me a bored look. Gerard simply covered his mouth with his hands, looking at the ground in shock. I’m pretty sure he hadn’t even comprehended the punch yet.

I nodded absolutely speechless, my tears no longer flowing.

“We’re going home.” He grabbed my hand and yanked me out of the classroom I followed without the slightest bit of resistance, my mouth still unable to form any type of words.

-

“Here. You need to sleep after this, you’ll have some fucked up dreams but you’ll be okay when you wake up.” Frank walked up to the bedside, handing me a mug of herbal tea.

I nodded, making an ‘mmhhmmm’ sound.

“Fraaaank. Why are you so good to me?” I yawned, still high as a kite.

“Because I love you.” He reached forward and kissed my forehead. He pulled me away and gave me his appointed teacher look. Yes, yes the one that made me oh-so horny.

“Don’t think I’m letting you off that easy though. I’m not mad about you and Gerard but I’m mad you went and did something so irresponsible again. I already warned you about getting high with other people, you went ahead and did it anyways. I was worried sick.” He sighed.

“Mmmmm.” I mumbled.

He reached forward and ruffled my hair.

“Don’t fucking do it again Lana. I’m serious.”

“I prooomisee.” I yawned again.

“But Fraaank, when are we going to do it?” I grumbled childishly. His face went blank.

Once he registered what I said he reached forward and pressed his thumb to my lips.

“When you sober up.”

I felt my eyes close at this point, the whole room fading into black and sleep catapulting me into sedation.

Notes

GAWD THE COMMENTS WERE SO LOVELY I LOVE YOU GUYS. Sorry I had a free day yet I procrastinated with updating this story today lol , BUT I GOT IT UP SO THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. If you feel so inclined please check my newest fic out
http://www.mychemicalromancefanfiction.com/Story/41517/For-Colored-Girls/
"For Colored Girls" (which I was updating today lol) It's a Gerard x Gangster hood chick type thing (featuring mikey) If that sounds like it's up your alley I'd really appreciate some feedback!

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