Love Bites (Doesn't it?)
Twisted Sister
As soon a I got into the castle in the woods (my home), my parents immediately asked me if I had brought home a slave, my response was just a simple shrug and a no. "Oh, son. You can't keep relying on us for food." sighed my dad.
"Look at Rosalina, she's had her slave, Ronnie for 4 years now, since she was your age. And now she's moving into a castle of her own with him." my mother chimed in.
"Mom, I'm sick of being compared to Rosalina! I've already found the perfect human."
"That's excellent, so when are you going to get her?" said my dad putting his arm around my shoulder.
"Actually dad, it's a boy. I know where he lives and everything."
"That's, uh, great son. Just don't kill him like Mikey keeps doing okay?"
"Don't worry, I won't." I said pulling myself away and up to my room.
I lay in my coffin thinking about Frank, but all of a sudden the lid was lifted! I squinted my eyes, and saw a figure with bright pink hair. It was Rosalina.
"What the fuck?" I asked grouchily.
"You dare steal my crown as vampire ruler, and I will kill you with my bare fucking hands, and you'll have to deal with that annoying little bitch, Angelo. You got that?" she spat fiercely. Her hand was gripped tightly around my throat. I hocked up some phlegm and spat it in her face. God, that really made her mad! She was kneeling on my stomach and both hands were around my throat! "You had better watch your back faggot boy! When I am empress of all the vampire race, I'll make sure you get tortured. As for Mikey and mom and dad, they'll just bow down to me." She had a wicked grin on her face. She then got off of me and strutted out of my room and into hers. I lay awake for the remainder of the afternoon. Once night had come, I rose from my coffin and got out. I put on my long trench coat, as it was quite cold out there. (Vampires can get cold too!) I climbed from my window and jumped 3 stories down! I luckily landed on two feet. I made my way through the woods to Frank's house. I heard some shouting coming from the house. Maybe he was getting beaten up again.
"Look at Rosalina, she's had her slave, Ronnie for 4 years now, since she was your age. And now she's moving into a castle of her own with him." my mother chimed in.
"Mom, I'm sick of being compared to Rosalina! I've already found the perfect human."
"That's excellent, so when are you going to get her?" said my dad putting his arm around my shoulder.
"Actually dad, it's a boy. I know where he lives and everything."
"That's, uh, great son. Just don't kill him like Mikey keeps doing okay?"
"Don't worry, I won't." I said pulling myself away and up to my room.
I lay in my coffin thinking about Frank, but all of a sudden the lid was lifted! I squinted my eyes, and saw a figure with bright pink hair. It was Rosalina.
"What the fuck?" I asked grouchily.
"You dare steal my crown as vampire ruler, and I will kill you with my bare fucking hands, and you'll have to deal with that annoying little bitch, Angelo. You got that?" she spat fiercely. Her hand was gripped tightly around my throat. I hocked up some phlegm and spat it in her face. God, that really made her mad! She was kneeling on my stomach and both hands were around my throat! "You had better watch your back faggot boy! When I am empress of all the vampire race, I'll make sure you get tortured. As for Mikey and mom and dad, they'll just bow down to me." She had a wicked grin on her face. She then got off of me and strutted out of my room and into hers. I lay awake for the remainder of the afternoon. Once night had come, I rose from my coffin and got out. I put on my long trench coat, as it was quite cold out there. (Vampires can get cold too!) I climbed from my window and jumped 3 stories down! I luckily landed on two feet. I made my way through the woods to Frank's house. I heard some shouting coming from the house. Maybe he was getting beaten up again.
Yeah, I kinda do that
11/27/13