Man this place is different from London! I sit back to survey the cold dark moors of the British countryside. I felt a distinct twinge of fear in my gut when I realised that the nearest starbucks was over 20 miles away.

"And what a tha doin' up round 'ere?" came a voice from behind a chip-shop takeaway. I think It's the third one in this village we've seen, and we've been here maybe five minutes!

Then another voice piped up from nest to a tree, "Oh look, a wild My Chemical Romance have appeared." Oh crap, more crazy English fangirls. They're the worst round here I've heard. They also seem to ship us all together the most. Great.

"Come back to my house guys we have a shrine in my bedroom to you!!"

You could see the look of sheer terror on Mikey's face at these words. "Erm, I think we better be, erm, g-going." he stuttered. The poor kid is terrified, and so am I when I see another fangirl coming towards us at lightning speed, wearing an oversized sweet revenge t-shirt, mcr bracelets, and a black parade Jacket. Well at least we're selling a lot of merch...

"OH MY UNICORNS IT'S MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE HERE I'M SOOOO HAPPY GUYS WILL YOU SIGN MY BUM?" Yup, here we go again... I look over at Frank and he's finding this hilarious, until creepy fangirl number 3 decides that he can be her personal slave from now on. she ties his hands up with a dog leash and drags him down the road. I would save him but he can break away if he tries hard enough, and anyways, they'd probably start up about Frerard, and that really does my head in..

FRANKIE'S POV

I ran off with these fangirls to one of their houses I think. I tried to look scared but really I was excited, coz nothing had happened in a few days and I was bored out of my mind. I got even more excited when I saw puppies. There must have been six! So I start being a big baby and playing with the puppies, and that's when I decide to go get the guys, I like it here. I text Gee my whereabouts and they come down immediately, expecting to have to attack. But I just start laughing at them and they come and sit down with me on the sofa with the puppies.

"I wouldn't mind staying here for an hour or two, these fangirls are not that bad!" I say, hoping they'll agree.

"I'm not sure they're exactly sane Frank.." Ray gulped.

Just then we all heard the lights dim, the doors lock, and a stage area in the corner of the room lights up. "YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW, MY LITTLE DRESSING GOWNS!!! PLAY SOME MUSIC NOW, IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE MY RELAM OF EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"understatement or the century," whispered Mikey at the command. and then he takes his jacket off and peels a mask off to reveal Johnny Depp. what the hell? And then the other guys do the same, revealing Two more Johnny Depps.

"Wow man, that's depp" said the Johnny who used to be Gee. They all start laughing manically and then three Ellen DeGeneres come up through the floor in Dory costumes. then they all chant, "You got a problem with that, buddy, huh, huh??"

Then I freak out and realise I'm flying. I look down and see that I've turned into a chicken, but then In a mirror in a room I look and notice that my hea is not a chicken's head but Bobert's. I smile, and then hope to dear god this isn't a dream. I like British fans, they're crazy!!

Notes

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