
Give me a shot to remember
Cause motherfuckers got the motivation
His heavy weight practically drags me about the course and I try to keep up with him as best I can despite the fact that my lungs are an inferno and running is like fanning the flame. We reach the first obstacle and I'm already panting.
"Hurry the fuck up, we're practically in last place!" Gerard encourages
"will you just wait! I have asthma for fuck sake" I say, staring down at my toes, my hands on my thighs.
"nope, I'm not losing this" he grabs my hands and cups them for me
"what the fuck are you doing? I can't hold you, you weigh like 14 stone"
"I weigh just over 11 stone, and you either boost me up or pull my entire body weight up from the top... your choice" I'd love to argue with him but he's right, so He places his dirty trainers into my hands, his weight is crushing me for a brief moment then he pulls himself up onto the top of the wall and the weight disappears.
He reaches out his hand and I grab it, he pulls me up with both hands as my feet kick the wall in a pathetic effort to climb. Once we're both over the wall we jump onto the mat, he lands in a squat position and I roll onto my side clutching my legs and holding them at my chest. Against my will I am dragged up again ad I run beside Gerard towards the net. We both instinctively hold the net up and synchronise crawling/wriggling through the net, once at the other side I catch my breath a little as we each grab a rope and swing into some foam blocks, we didn't finish first but third is still a first for me.
"although I practically pulled you through that course you didn't suck too bad" Gerard's compliments always contained some hint of meanness or sarcasm, so I was 'grateful' never the less.
"and despite the fact that I told you I have asthma you charged through the course like a bull on crack, and we achieved a place on the podium." I returned the self deprecating compliment, with a promise to avoid the bastard for a little while longer, although he wasn't a bitch just then some people never change
Notes
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8/20/14