Killjoy Strong
Christmas Eve, 2018
December 24th, 2018
12:27 pm:
So yeah, today is what would be Christmas Eve. And Battery Exploder and Agent Monster are at it again. They haven’t stopped in a good while, but soon they’ll practically be fucking. These fights are so god dammed ridiculous. I think this one is about whose better at killing draculoids. I mean we all have preferred killing styles. This is currently the lovely conversation I’m hearing on Christmas.
“You fucking suck at killing dracs bitch.”
“If anyone sucks, you do, you piece of shit.”
“Oh I’m the piece of shit?”
“Indeed so if I’m a bitch.”
“Whatever. I’m going out on a hunt.”
And there goes the Agent, storming off like always. Brittney is crying now. I can hear her from my part of the gas station I’m in. Abby is trying to calm her down, but to no avail. I don’t trust Abby, at all, but Brittney hates me still, so she must need someone. It’s a little bit chilly on this tile floor. I’m going to find a blanket, and maybe get some food.
2:00
Cellophane Hydrogen is worried about the Agent. Really worried.
“I don’t know Celly, he should be back by now. It’s been a while.”
“I think he’s okay, don’t worry. I promise he’ll be fine”
“Could you and Tommy go look for him please?”
“Yeah sure, we’ll go look. Right Tommy?” I yelled into the front room.
“What am I agreeing to?” He replied, walking into our makeshift kitchen.
“John Henry wants us to go find the Agent, you up for it?”
“Hell yeah, I wanna find some dracs to kill.”
“No Tommy, I want you to be safe, just look for the Agent!” he got really serious with Tommy.
“We’ll go find him I promise. We won’t intentionally kill any dracs. I promise” I said, seeing the relief spread over his face.
“Promise?” I looked over to Atomic Diamond, holding out my pinky.
“Promise.” He replied, interlocking his pinky with mine.
“Okay well let’s get our asses moving!” I nudged his shoulder.
2:30
I went into Women’s restroom. I turned on my straightener, and went to my pile of clothes. I picked out my favorite outfit to wear on runs. My neon blue leather jacket, and black lace tank top, white, destroyed jeans and my good old pair of black vans. I tie a neon blue scarf with black stars on my leg, and not to forget my reflective aviators, black biking gloves and white bandanna for around my neck. I put my clothes on, and washed my face. I did my hair, and finished off with a little bit of body spray. I grabbed my black and blue splatter paint gay gun, put in in my holster, and walked out of the restroom. Atomic Diamond was already out there. He looked like a badass with his Link tee shirt, black aviators and leather jacket, ripped jeans and neon yellow vans. He didn’t have his bandanna on though, which was a little weird. He had two cans of Monster in his hand for the both of us.
“We takin my car?”
“Yeah, unless you wanna ride on the back of my motorbike.”
He chuckled.
“Okay you ready?”
“Yeah, just lemme go check on the girls.”
I walked into the backroom to see Brittney and Abby laughing at something, but as soon as they saw me they stopped.
“What do you want?” Abby sneered.
“I was just coming to see how Brittney was, and to tell you guys that Tommy and I are going on a run, and to look for Jake, John Henry is really worried.”
“I hope Jake is lost, the stupid motherfucker.” Brittney said, her voice cracking and a tear rolling down her face. I saw an evil look flash over Abby’s face when she gave Brittney a hug.
I do not like Abby at all, she is up to something.
6:00
Tommy and I still haven’t seen any signs of Jake. We are all the way in Zone 5, which is far considering we live just outside Zone 1 and 2. He isn’t anywhere. We have decided to go back for the sake of Cellophane Hydrogen, and due to the fact that we are hungry. He was going about 70 to get back home quicker. I guess we attracted attention. I saw some white motor bikes tailing us. I nearly jumped out of my seat.
“Tommy we have an incoming flank of dracs. There about four of them.”
“Oh fuck. Take my gun, and kill em.”
I pulled up my bandanna and rolled down the window. I grabbed my gun, and had Tommy’s in my other hand, and shot at the drac. I hit him right in the heart. The next one shot and missed me by about 3 inches. I shot him and the tire of his bike at the same time. Two down, two to go. I started to rapid fire, just have a little fun. I hit them both before they could even pull their triggers. I got back inside the car.
“Wanna go steal their stuff?” He asked me with a grin.
“Hell yeah!” I responded.
He made a U-turn, parked next to the dead dracs, and we got out. I grabbed the masks, and he grabbed the guns. Then he started to search their bodies.
“What the hell are you doing?” I asked wearing one of the masks, still having both of our guns in my hand.
“I’m looking for the drug. I used what I had from last time in an experiment.” He said a little frantically. “Hell yeah, I found a whole bottle, this’ll last me a while.”
“Oh okay, good, that’s great.” I said a little upset.
“What’s wrong?” He got up and walked over to me.
“I just think Abby is up to something, and having the drug with us, she may try to poison all of us or something.” He pulled up my mask, revealing my frown.
“Don’t over think it Jordan. She’s really caring.” He replied putting a hand on my shoulder.
“Just promise me you’ll watch over them really carefully?”
“I promise. Okay.” he said holding out his pinky smiling.
I smiled and we interlocked pinkies. We loaded the guns and masks into the car and hurried home.
11:00
Still no sign of Jake, we just finished eating, and Hydro is really upset that he isn’t back yet. We all are, but he is the worst. We exchanged our little gifts to each other since it was Christmas Eve. Tommy gave me a necklace with a blue mineral on it. I’m going to sleep, because we all are going out to look for Jake in the morning.
3:00
I heard a really loud motorcycle outside, but I think it was someone just getting gas. I fell back asleep before I could tell if it left or not. The bike sounded really familiar though.
12:27 pm:
So yeah, today is what would be Christmas Eve. And Battery Exploder and Agent Monster are at it again. They haven’t stopped in a good while, but soon they’ll practically be fucking. These fights are so god dammed ridiculous. I think this one is about whose better at killing draculoids. I mean we all have preferred killing styles. This is currently the lovely conversation I’m hearing on Christmas.
“You fucking suck at killing dracs bitch.”
“If anyone sucks, you do, you piece of shit.”
“Oh I’m the piece of shit?”
“Indeed so if I’m a bitch.”
“Whatever. I’m going out on a hunt.”
And there goes the Agent, storming off like always. Brittney is crying now. I can hear her from my part of the gas station I’m in. Abby is trying to calm her down, but to no avail. I don’t trust Abby, at all, but Brittney hates me still, so she must need someone. It’s a little bit chilly on this tile floor. I’m going to find a blanket, and maybe get some food.
2:00
Cellophane Hydrogen is worried about the Agent. Really worried.
“I don’t know Celly, he should be back by now. It’s been a while.”
“I think he’s okay, don’t worry. I promise he’ll be fine”
“Could you and Tommy go look for him please?”
“Yeah sure, we’ll go look. Right Tommy?” I yelled into the front room.
“What am I agreeing to?” He replied, walking into our makeshift kitchen.
“John Henry wants us to go find the Agent, you up for it?”
“Hell yeah, I wanna find some dracs to kill.”
“No Tommy, I want you to be safe, just look for the Agent!” he got really serious with Tommy.
“We’ll go find him I promise. We won’t intentionally kill any dracs. I promise” I said, seeing the relief spread over his face.
“Promise?” I looked over to Atomic Diamond, holding out my pinky.
“Promise.” He replied, interlocking his pinky with mine.
“Okay well let’s get our asses moving!” I nudged his shoulder.
2:30
I went into Women’s restroom. I turned on my straightener, and went to my pile of clothes. I picked out my favorite outfit to wear on runs. My neon blue leather jacket, and black lace tank top, white, destroyed jeans and my good old pair of black vans. I tie a neon blue scarf with black stars on my leg, and not to forget my reflective aviators, black biking gloves and white bandanna for around my neck. I put my clothes on, and washed my face. I did my hair, and finished off with a little bit of body spray. I grabbed my black and blue splatter paint gay gun, put in in my holster, and walked out of the restroom. Atomic Diamond was already out there. He looked like a badass with his Link tee shirt, black aviators and leather jacket, ripped jeans and neon yellow vans. He didn’t have his bandanna on though, which was a little weird. He had two cans of Monster in his hand for the both of us.
“We takin my car?”
“Yeah, unless you wanna ride on the back of my motorbike.”
He chuckled.
“Okay you ready?”
“Yeah, just lemme go check on the girls.”
I walked into the backroom to see Brittney and Abby laughing at something, but as soon as they saw me they stopped.
“What do you want?” Abby sneered.
“I was just coming to see how Brittney was, and to tell you guys that Tommy and I are going on a run, and to look for Jake, John Henry is really worried.”
“I hope Jake is lost, the stupid motherfucker.” Brittney said, her voice cracking and a tear rolling down her face. I saw an evil look flash over Abby’s face when she gave Brittney a hug.
I do not like Abby at all, she is up to something.
6:00
Tommy and I still haven’t seen any signs of Jake. We are all the way in Zone 5, which is far considering we live just outside Zone 1 and 2. He isn’t anywhere. We have decided to go back for the sake of Cellophane Hydrogen, and due to the fact that we are hungry. He was going about 70 to get back home quicker. I guess we attracted attention. I saw some white motor bikes tailing us. I nearly jumped out of my seat.
“Tommy we have an incoming flank of dracs. There about four of them.”
“Oh fuck. Take my gun, and kill em.”
I pulled up my bandanna and rolled down the window. I grabbed my gun, and had Tommy’s in my other hand, and shot at the drac. I hit him right in the heart. The next one shot and missed me by about 3 inches. I shot him and the tire of his bike at the same time. Two down, two to go. I started to rapid fire, just have a little fun. I hit them both before they could even pull their triggers. I got back inside the car.
“Wanna go steal their stuff?” He asked me with a grin.
“Hell yeah!” I responded.
He made a U-turn, parked next to the dead dracs, and we got out. I grabbed the masks, and he grabbed the guns. Then he started to search their bodies.
“What the hell are you doing?” I asked wearing one of the masks, still having both of our guns in my hand.
“I’m looking for the drug. I used what I had from last time in an experiment.” He said a little frantically. “Hell yeah, I found a whole bottle, this’ll last me a while.”
“Oh okay, good, that’s great.” I said a little upset.
“What’s wrong?” He got up and walked over to me.
“I just think Abby is up to something, and having the drug with us, she may try to poison all of us or something.” He pulled up my mask, revealing my frown.
“Don’t over think it Jordan. She’s really caring.” He replied putting a hand on my shoulder.
“Just promise me you’ll watch over them really carefully?”
“I promise. Okay.” he said holding out his pinky smiling.
I smiled and we interlocked pinkies. We loaded the guns and masks into the car and hurried home.
11:00
Still no sign of Jake, we just finished eating, and Hydro is really upset that he isn’t back yet. We all are, but he is the worst. We exchanged our little gifts to each other since it was Christmas Eve. Tommy gave me a necklace with a blue mineral on it. I’m going to sleep, because we all are going out to look for Jake in the morning.
3:00
I heard a really loud motorcycle outside, but I think it was someone just getting gas. I fell back asleep before I could tell if it left or not. The bike sounded really familiar though.
