One Night Stand

~One Week Later~

"Mommy, who's mi-ckey? Do you have Mickey Mouse's number!?" Cassia asked excitedly. I've really got to stop letting them play on my phone; I should just buy them an iPad.
"Honey, Cassia, no I don't got Mickey Mouse's number; that says Mikey and he's a really good friend of mommy's," I explain trying not to confuse her one year old brain.Yeah a really good friend that you just fucked a week ago.
"Aww... I want it be Mickey Mouse," she pouted.I can't handle the pout it's just too cute. Shit.
"I said that wrong I do have Mickey Mouse's number it's just not this number," I say grabbing the phone out of her hand and watching her face light up.

I edit Mikey's number to show his caller ID to be Mickey Mouse, and making his picture Mickey Mouse. I then quickly text him
'Mikes hey could you do me a big favor? Could you pretend to be Mickey Mouse for my daughter? She's too young to actually know the difference. Hell she'd probably think I was Mini Mouse over the phone.'I press send and wait for him to text back.
'Sure. What's her name and how old is she?'He texts back.
'Her names Cassia but I bet Cassidy will wanna talk to you too and they're both one. I'll call you in a sec.'
'KK'
"Okay, Cassi," yes Cassi is her nickname its easier to say, "Go get Cassidy and we'll call Mickey Mouse."
"CASSIDY GET IN HERE MOMMY'S GONNA CALL MICKEY MOUSE," Cassia yells walking down the hallway toward the Nursery. They're one so I can still call it a nursery. I press the call button and put it up to my ear. Ring. Ring.

"Hello."

"You ready Mike 'n Ike?"

"Ready as I'll ever be. How do you pronounce the names? Just to be sure."

"Cassia and Cassidy. Same as spelled. Cassia's nickname is Cassi, Cassidy doesn't have a nickname," I told him. "You ready to lie to two one year olds?"

"Yeah, as I long as I don't have to wear a ridiculous costume."

"They've only seen Mickey Mouse once and they don't even remember what it looks like."

"Ok, I'm ready. I don't have to do a weird voice. Do I?"

"No, just talk regular." I see the girls in the corner of my eye. "Ok, Mickey here they are. I'm putting you on speaker."

"Hey kids," Mikey exclaims or Mickey I should say.

"I told you I wasn't lyin'," Cassi tells Cassidy.

"You lie a lot. Sowwie."

"Oh, you shouldn't lie. Lying is bad. And you don't wanna be bad. Now do you?" Damn. Mikey's good at this.

"Mickey, do you wanna come oer (A/N I miss spelled over on purpose) and watch frozen with us?" Cassidy asks Mikey.

"Only if it's okay with your mommy," he says. Oh you dick throw the mommy card out there why do you.

"Yeah, sure umm... Head over in ten and we'll eat lunch then watch Frozen I guess," why am I always saying yes? Probably because my girls are too cute to say no to.

"Well, I'd better go get ready and I'll be over soon text me the address. Bye girls."

"Bye," all three of us say in unison. I hang up the phone and text him my address.

Notes

I had this idea and I'm sorry it was just too cute not to use! Sorry this is so over due but I'm going to start updating Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesdays the days I'm home alone.