
"If I'm going to Hell, you're coming down with me."
Summary
Characters

Frances
Gerard's awesome best friend, only shows up when relevant to the plot. She also literally went through 4 different names before the author settled on Frances.

Frank Iero
5 feet tall, lacking his lip ring and tattoo, only 16. He kinda fucks up all the time, but everyone gets over it because, hey, it's Frank.

Gerard Way
Badass with a knife! He takes care of his little brother, but he acts like Charles friggen Manson around everybody else. He scares the shit out of people, but only because he doesn't want them to see how scared he is.

Mikey Way
Honestly, nobody cares about whether or not he winds up scarred for life by these events. He's there for comic relief, but in reality nobody can bother with giving him the psychological help he'll need by the end of this story.
Chapters
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Chapter 1
In which Gerard proves that when you forget a knife, things go very, very badly.
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Chapter 2
Gerard hates Frank. Frank hates that Gerard hates him. Mikey thinks Frank is a really bad guitar teacher.
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Chapter 3
Gerard and Mikey stay together when their parents fight. Gerard may be an asshole, but he does love his little brother.
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Chapter 4
Gerard really hates Frank.
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Chapter 5
In which Mikey tries to hide Gerard's knife and as revenge, Gerard sends Frank to Hell. Except, not really.
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Chapter 6
When Mikey marks his sixth girlfriend, he lacks the consideration to call ahead and tell certain people he won't be home, because phones don't exist in Mikey Land. This does not result in Mikey getting slapped for forgetting to call, but in Gerard and Frank hanging out.
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Chapter 7
In which Gerard and Frank hang out and actually have a good time and the author can't think of how to come up with a good description for this.
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Chapter 8
Frerard is starting to happen! Frank and Gerard are slowly becoming friends until Frank starts to realize that Gerard is Satan. Actually, that doesn't happen at all, but maybe now you'll read it.
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Chapter 9
In which Frank and Gerard have an awesome conversation about lip rings and then Gerard forgets the rule of Bros before Hoes.
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Chapter 10
In which the author wrote smut for you guys. FOR YOU GUYS SHE DOES IT ALL FOR YOU!!!!!
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Chapter 11
Nobody cares whether or not Mikey is scarred for life. But that's not important. Frank wants to forget about what happened between him and Gerard, but Gerard is completely taken away by him and wants to spend every minute with him.
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Chapter 12
As Gerard grows more dependent on Frank, Frank is torn between whether or not he should return the feelings. When Gerard tries to be more public, Frank gets too distraught to respond and Mikey finally says "You know what? Fuck you guys, I'm being scarred for life here and nobody cares!" Well, kinda.
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Chapter 13
Frank tries to avoid Gerard at all costs in hopes that everything will blow over, but Gerard refuses to just be ignored and finds his way into Frank's house. Finally, Frank is determined to put an end to it.
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Chapter 14
In which Mikey finally tells Frank the truth about Gerard and just what Gerard is actually like.
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Chapter 15
In which the author finishes the story!
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Do you guys want the deleted chapters?
I have lots of them.
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Deleted Chapters #3 and #4, as requested by tashi_way
These would have been placed somewhere between chapters 10 through 12
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The End of The End
Julie got bored and inspired. Here is the end of the end of this story
Awwww, last chapter just made me o.d on sugar!!! *giggles!* I love the unicorn chapter, had me in stitches!!! Wonderful fic this, one of my favs!! (; X
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