
A Surprise Party?
Summary
"Oh God! He's here! Get in here!" A woman pulls me into the cramped apartment and shuts off the lights. Fuck. We all sit in silence until the door swings open and a man in a long Vietnam trench coat flips the lights on. Everyone jumps up,
"Surprise!" They all yell.
He gasps dramatically and lets out a few obviously fake happy-sobs, he's being ridiculous but the rest of they people seem to be eating it up.
"A surprise party!? For me?!" he says overly dramatic and feminine. Then he adds so dark it's scary, "You shouldn't have...." And pulls out a huge gun.
"Surprise!" They all yell.
He gasps dramatically and lets out a few obviously fake happy-sobs, he's being ridiculous but the rest of they people seem to be eating it up.
"A surprise party!? For me?!" he says overly dramatic and feminine. Then he adds so dark it's scary, "You shouldn't have...." And pulls out a huge gun.
Characters

Frank
Always overly mature for his age, and stuck in a small town working at a pizza place, Frank's life pretty much sucks.

Gerard
Erratic, unbelieveably intelliegnt and clever, but Frank cannot believe how ignorant Gerard can be about certain things. A proper genius.
I stayed up till 4 am reading this and I have absolutely no regrets <3
10/29/15