If I can't have you - Frerard/Frikey

Frank turned around, he saw a guy with black-blue hair and bright blue eyes looking at them curiously; he had never seen him before. "PHIL!" a voice called, the man's head shot around to look at a slightly taller, tan guy wearing skinny jeans and a Joker shirt jogging towards him. His brown fringe was flopping over his right eye.
"Hey Dan" the black haired one replied in a northen british accent,
"Why were you staring at that kid?" the brunnet questioned, putting a stack of DVDs into their shopping trolly.
"nothing, just thought i reconised him"
"Just stop staring Phil you'll scare the shit out of the kid!"
'Phil' scoffed
"yeah cause i'm so terrifying" he mumbler as they began walking off.
"He's like 4"9'! You're like 1 foot and 4 inches taller than him!"
"Christ Dan! You act like my mother!"
"I feel like a mother!"
"you certainly act like your Mum did last night"
"PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER! FUCK OFF"
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"No, just yours!"
the guys burst into fits of laughter as they began walking away and talking about a new Muse album, but Frank ran too catch up with them
"e-excuse me, you said you reconised me from somewhere, umm. w-where exactly?"
"Oh, right, yeah, i thought you were in a band i liked, you look pretty similar to the singer, sorry for staring at you earlier. I'm Phil by the way" Phil held out his hand to the short teenager, and shook it.
"i'm Dan" his boyfriend added, "i'm sorry on his behalf, don't worry about him, he couldn't kill and ant if it had no legs"
"F-Frank, thats Jared over there" he gestured to Jared over his shoulder
"Is he your boyfriend?" asked phil, Dan hit him on the arm and glared at him "OW! i'm not making a move on him! Why would i when i have you?"
"oh shut up you sap. Either way, continue"
"Oh no, he's my...umm... therapist? My boyfriends around here somewhere, oh there he is! MIKEY!" he called out, "Over here!" Mikey wandered over and wrapped his arms around Frank's waist.
"Hey sweetheart, who's this?" he asked, glancing at the tall people who were talking to his Frankie
"This is Dan and Phil, they thought I was in a band"
"Pencey Prep?" asked Mikey
"THATS IT!" yelled Phil
Dan rubbed him temple. This was going to be a long shopping trip.

Notes

sorry 'bout the wait