The next morning I woke up and stumbled over to the kitchen, Still half asleep. I got back with my coffee and collapsed on the couch. "What the?!" I screamed out. Someone was on the couch!
"Ow!" He yelped. I Looked over at him and started giggling.
"Sorry, Gerard. I'm still half asleep. Want some coffee?" I offered.
He looked up at me for a few seconds. "Yes, I want coffee. I want it now."
We stared at each other for a few seconds before bursting out laughing. "I'll go get you some."

Notes

I know it's short, but I don't have a lot of time. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS! :)
~Tyler